Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.


It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!


Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.


I don't want you to turn the other cheek. It's just as ugly.


yo mamma so fat that when god made the sun he had to ask u to move


Your momma's so fat that when she laid down at the beach greenpeace tried to roll her back into the sea !!


Ewwww! What stinks! Your nose is WAY too close to your bottom!


"Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today" - Anon.


And there he was: reigning supreme at number two.


Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!


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More Funny Insults:


Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!


You have an inferiority complex - and it's fully justified.


Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!


"Martin's acting is so inept that even his impersonation of a lush seems unconvincing." - Harry Medved on Dean Martin


Yo momma's so ugly on Halloween the kids trick or treat her by phone!


Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!


Please breathe the other way. You're bleaching my hair.


Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!


"Don't you need a license to be that ugly?" - Anon


Too bad stupidity isn't painful.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.