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Yo momma's so stupid, she plays nintendo without any batery's!
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yo mamma's so fat when she stepped into the ocean, a whale came up and sang, "we are family, even though your fatter than me"
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Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
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Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
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Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
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You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet!!
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Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
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He doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt. --From "Steel Magnolias"
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I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.
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All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.
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You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!

Yo momma's so ugly on Halloween the kids trick or treat her by phone!

Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

You neva shower. That xplains the cobwebs under ua armpits. Ricky.

You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.

I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.

Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!

The closest she/he'll ever get to a brainstorm is a slight drizzle.

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.