Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

You are so stupid you got hit by a parked car

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.

You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.

I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club cause they need someone to snub.

Yo momma's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.

You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.

Yo momma's so fat the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

Some day you will find yourself -- and wish that you hadn't.

Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.

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Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.


Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!


You're so mean that whenever you make a compliment, the people around you take it as an insult.


I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.


"Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!"- Anon


"She not only kept her lovely figure, she's added so much to it." - Bob Fosse


Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.


Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.


We know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.






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