Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

you are so ugly your mother threw you off the balcony and the cops arrested her for littering
Completely unlike cocaine
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!
Yo Mamas so stupid that everytime someone looks at her they want to fuck her up badlyy!
Your momma's so fat that when she laid down at the beach greenpeace tried to roll her back into the sea !!
Your momma so stupid she thought she was gay
You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.
I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
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For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.

Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

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Yo momma's so fat when she sat on Wal-Mart she lowered the prices.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

your mammas soo fat she had to grece herself to get out the bath tub

You grow on people - like a wart!

yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon. dominic zhang

I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!