Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

So stupid, he moves his lips when watching TV.


Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?


Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.


I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.


Eventually, you will get what you asked for.


Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.


"Spielberg isn't a filmmaker, he's a confectioner." - Alex Cox on Steven Spielberg


Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.


yo momma's heads so small she uses a tea bag as a pillow


Somebody else is doing the driving for that boy!


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If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable.


Yo momma's so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight.


Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!


If you were a body of water, you'd be a kiddie pool.


You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.


Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!


If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.


He's just visiting this planet.


Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras


You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.