Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
Boy i'd like to french braid ur hair with my tongue n if u piss me off ill even tie it in a knot
I m not addicted of bear,, I m adicted of u...):
Ewwww! What stinks! Your nose is WAY too close to your bottom!
Would you like some cheese and crackers to go with that whine?
He comes from a long line of real estate people -- they're a vacant lot.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
The wheel is still spinning but the hamster died.
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
"Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress." - Joan Rivers
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yo moms so fat, that when people see her, they say,, 'woaah' wild pig on the rampage.

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Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!

You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.

- Yo mama's like 7-Eleven... open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a slurpy.

Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?

Did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today?

the best part of you ran down your mother's leg.

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.