Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.

Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.

I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.

She's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.

Yo momma's so stupid she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.

We all spring from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.

All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe thatmany people are to blame for producing you.

The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.

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Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her


You just look like an offduty scare crow


Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!


"She not only kept her lovely figure, she's added so much to it." - Bob Fosse


yo mama so ugly that when she entered a beauty contest but it was actually an ugly contest the worker there said no proffesionals allowed.


I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!


Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.


Thinking isn't your strong suit, is it? --from "Lost In Space"


yo moms so fat, that when people see her, they say,, 'woaah' wild pig on the rampage.


Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.




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