Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so stupid, she plays nintendo without any batery's!
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you are so ugly your mother threw you off the balcony and the cops arrested her for littering
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yo mamma's so fat when she stepped into the ocean, a whale came up and sang, "we are family, even though your fatter than me"
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Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
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They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up.
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your so ugly you make blind kids cry.
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I m not addicted of bear,, I m adicted of u...):
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I bet your ass is jealous on all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
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your mama is so black she mis took her fingers for kit kats LOL
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"Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress." - Joan Rivers
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Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

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Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

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