Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

He has more faces than Mount Rushmore.
I want nothing out of you but breathing, and very little of that!
You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are early.
He is always lost in thought -- it's unfamiliar territory.
Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.
yo momma's heads so small she uses a tea bag as a pillow
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?
All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.
Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
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If sex were fast food, you'd have an arch over your head.

Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.

I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.

I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.

Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

You are the only person I've ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at the same time!

yo mamma so fat, is she wore a yellow jacket in new york, everyone would be shouting "TAXI!"

You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, you'll do.