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Funny Insults

I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
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YO MAMA LIKES PIE NO ALEX SHE LIKES CAKE
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"MacArthur is the type of man who thinks that when he gets to heaven, God will step down from the great white throne and bow him into His vacated seat." - Harold Ickes talking about Douglas MacArthur
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Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
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You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.
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Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
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Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
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I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.
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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
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In the next life, you'll blaze a way for us.
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Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours.

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

"I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me." - Gina Lollogrigida on Rock Hudson

I'm blonde, what's your excuse?

Your mom just called me, and she asked, that on your way home, you pick up a loaf of bread, bag of milk and some condoms, so she doesn't make the same mistake, twice

If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!

Yo Mamas so stupid that everytime someone looks at her they want to fuck her up badlyy!

I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.