Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

You're so low you could milk a pregnant snake!

Yo momma's so fat she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

You're so ugly when you went to a haunted house they offered you a job.

yo mamma's so fat when she stepped into the ocean, a whale came up and sang, "we are family, even though your fatter than me"

Too bad stupidity isn't painful.

This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed man.

"Some women are BLONDE on their Mother's side, some from their Father's side - she is from Peroxide."- Anon

I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.

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Converse with any plankton lately?


yer maw is like a bowlin ball poke 3 times and rolled doon a lane lol


Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!


You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.


"i had a dog whom i had lost. bt when i see u, i remember his face without any collar"-s.holmes


When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound.


I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!


Hey, how come even though you are still alive your parents are in mourning for you?


Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.


Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.





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