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In the next life, you'll blaze a way for us.
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I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
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This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed man.
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You say you are a West Pointer, but you look like an Irish Setter.
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Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
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You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.
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How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
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I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.
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Your family tree must be a cauctas cuz everyone on it is a prick
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You are so tall you sell dagamuffins in heaven

Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.

You're so ugly, when you walk into taco bell, EVERYONE runs for the border!

You will never be able to live down to your reputation!

You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.

I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.

Yo momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

She thinks the rearview mirror is for putting on make-up.

If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!

He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.