Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!

You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.

So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word]; a long time ago.

Man alive! But I wish you weren't.

"I couldn't stand Janis Joplin's voice. . .She was just a screaming little loudmouthed chick." - Arthur Lee on Janis Joplin

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel you stayed at in Detroit.

Excellent time to become a missing person.

Go fart peas at the moon !!

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Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.


"She has an insipid double chin, her legs are too short, and she has a slight potbelly."- Richard Burton talking about Elizabeth Taylor


Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."


When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.


All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?


Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy


Don't mind him. He has a soft heart and a head to match.


A dope you are and dope will remain


I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.


Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.





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