Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.


How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?


When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.


Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?


Yo momma's so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.


Yo mama iz so FAT i used her as a trampline on ma birthday party


Yo Mamas so stupid that everytime someone looks at her they want to fuck her up badlyy!


yomamasostupid


Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy


You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.


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Yo mama twice the man you are.


She thinks the rearview mirror is for putting on make-up.


Yo Momma so fat she stepped on the scale and her phone # popped up


Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.


"When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in." - Bob Hope talking about Jack Benny


Your Mum


Did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today?


Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!


I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.


I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.