Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

He is so conceited his eyes behold each other perfectly.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
You were born because your mother didn't believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide.
Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
Yo momma should of smoked crack and drank a lot of beer when she was pregnant to have you looking like ur father
It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand to look it up and four thousand to hush it up.
Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?
"I don't want you to turn the other cheek - it's just as ugly."- Anon
Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
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I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.

Yo momma's so fat all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."

Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.

You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.

Someone took a photo of you once but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.

You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.

I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.

Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.