Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so fat the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

This is no battle of wits between you and me. I never pick on an unarmed man.

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

"She is closer to organized prostitution than anything else." - Former singer with the Smiths, Morrissey talking about Madonna

People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.

Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her

Yo momma's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

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Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.


Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!


yo momma so fat she made suma restalers look like twigs _Grace E. Kerst


I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?


yo so stupid that you canot self employe your self


People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!


u say im useless but thats not what your wife thinks.


"I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along." - Groucho Marx


yo mamas so fat when she walked past the TV i missed 3 episodes


As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!