Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Your mama so dumb she tried digging up root bear

Ewwww! What stinks! Your nose is WAY too close to your bottom!

All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

I'd like to give you a going-away present ... but you have to do your part.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.

He has more faces than Mount Rushmore.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!


I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.


why don't you slip into something more comfortable-like a coma!


The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.


Yo momma's so fat when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.


Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for you and said, 'oh yes she is.'


yo mama so fat when she sat on the toilet it said "a-b-c-d-e-f-g get your fat ass off of me" lol


When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound.


Man alive! But I wish you weren't.


Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."





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Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.