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"MacArthur is the type of man who thinks that when he gets to heaven, God will step down from the great white throne and bow him into His vacated seat." - Harold Ickes talking about Douglas MacArthur
Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
You're so ugly when you went to a haunted house they offered you a job.
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
yo mamma so fat, is she wore a yellow jacket in new york, everyone would be shouting "TAXI!"
Well, I'll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.
Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
You have an inferiority complex -- and it's fully justified.
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When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity.

If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad.

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!

Yo momma's so fat when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock

Boy i'd like to french braid ur hair with my tongue n if u piss me off ill even tie it in a knot

Are your parents siblings?

Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.

These are rubbish insults Yo Momma so ugly she makezs onions cry