Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
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Your Mum
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Aww, is she bitching again? Tell her to stick a tampon in it.
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yo momma's heads so small she uses a tea bag as a pillow
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Did your parents have any children that lived?
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"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often."- Oliver Herford
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You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet!!
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"Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today" - Anon.
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I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.
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People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!
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Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

Yo mama so fat, slap her legs and you can ride the waves.

Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

Your house is so amall, the welcome mat says... Wel...

You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.

You're very smart. You have brains you never used.

You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!