Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig.
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yo penis is so small urparents dunno weather u r a boy or a girl..
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Yo momma should of smoked crack and drank a lot of beer when she was pregnant to have you looking like ur father
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yo head so big scientist saw it an thought the found a new planet planet bigdom -kiki w.
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Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
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Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.
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I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
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He is so conceited his eyes behold each other perfectly.
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Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
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Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
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Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

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Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

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Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.

He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

You're so ugly you almost look like your mother.