Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.
They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?
You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.
Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.
There is no vaccine against stupidity.
Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
Yo momma's so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
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Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?
Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
yo mamma so stupid that when she ate m&m's...she thought she woulkd be the greatest rapper alive
Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.
Susan Boyle has a photo shoot tomorrow for her new album Simon cowell wishes to improve her image by surrounding her with proper ugly bastards. the bus will pick u up at nine, try not to miss it there a tenner in it for you.
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
YO MOMMA'S SO UGLY THAT WHEN THE PONY SAW HER IT RAN AWAY
We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
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Have you seen the Clint Eastwood film about Donald Trump
Three Boys Were Sitting On Some Steps Watching Cars Go By
Why Does It Take Longer To Make A Blonde Snowman
Yo Mama So Old All Of Her Dreams Are
A Bear Walks Into A Bar And Says I Want A Bourbon And
What Do You Call A Nun Who Just Passed Her Bar Exam
How do you know the economy is only getting worse
Types Of Farts
Michael Jackson And Debbie Were In The Maternity Ward Just After Debbie Gave Birth To Their First Child
Christmas Spirit Three Men Died On Christmas Eve And Were Met By Saint Peter At The Pearly Gates
How Do You Make Five Pounds Of Fat Look Sexy
Your Mamas So Stupid When Someone Told Her
You Mama So Fat She Orders A Water Bed And
Yo Mama Is So Fat That She Got
How Do You Get A Fat Lady In Bed
Why Did The Blonde Run Out Of Shampoo?
What Does A Skeleton Say When He Wants To Eat
Charles Dickens Walks Into A Bar And Orders A Martini
What Do Call A Good Cook
Yo Mama Is So Fat When She Told Me Her Weight
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.