Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.

They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.

Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?

You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.

Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.

The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.

There is no vaccine against stupidity.

Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.

Yo momma's so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

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More Funny Insults:


Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?


Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!


yo mamma so stupid that when she ate m&m's...she thought she woulkd be the greatest rapper alive


Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.


Susan Boyle has a photo shoot tomorrow for her new album Simon cowell wishes to improve her image by surrounding her with proper ugly bastards. the bus will pick u up at nine, try not to miss it there a tenner in it for you.


Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.


Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.


Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!


YO MOMMA'S SO UGLY THAT WHEN THE PONY SAW HER IT RAN AWAY


We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.




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