Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?
I don't know who you are, but whatever it is, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.
Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
Yo Mamas so stupid that everytime someone looks at her they want to fuck her up badlyy!
yo momma so stupid i put a smell good sticker on the bottom of the pool and she smelled and almost died
I m not addicted of bear,, I m adicted of u...):
yo head so big scientist saw it an thought the found a new planet planet bigdom -kiki w.
Yo momma's so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
"Spielberg isn't a filmmaker, he's a confectioner." - Alex Cox on Steven Spielberg
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Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly, too.

"I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along." - Groucho Marx

You should be the poster child for birth control.

You have an inferiority complex - and it's fully justified.

Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.

You have an inferiority complex -- and it's fully justified.

When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.

How many years did it take you to learn how to breathe?

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.

She's a lot like train tracks - she's been laid across the country.