Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Nice hair! Did you buy them or borrow them?
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
YO MAMA LIKES PIE NO ALEX SHE LIKES CAKE
"He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory" - Anon.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Well, I'll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.
Ya MAmma soo old she waz friends with the dinosours
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People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.

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I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.

Whats that on your face oops my bad thats your forhead

Yo momma's so stupid she thought asphalt was a skin disease.

Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.

He's the reason brothers and sisters shouldn't marry.

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

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