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yo momma so stupid i put a smell good sticker on the bottom of the pool and she smelled and almost died
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I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
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If you act like an ass, don't get insulted if people ride you.
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I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.
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How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
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Completely unlike cocaine
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The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.
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"Some women are BLONDE on their Mother's side, some from their Father's side - she is from Peroxide."- Anon
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"Here lies my wife: here let her lie !
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Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!
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Yo momma's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

If she was cast as Lady Godiva the horse would steal the show.

"i had a dog whom i had lost. bt when i see u, i remember his face without any collar"-s.holmes

Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.

"She tells enough white lies to ice a cake" - Dorothy Parker

When you came out of your mother's body the first thing she said was put it back!!

Pinch me! I'm having a nightmare! Oh wait, it's your face...

"A hyena that wrote poetry in tombs." - Friedrich Nietzsche on Dante

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?