Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

"Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper." - Rex Reed talking about Marlon Brando

Converse with any plankton lately?

I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.

Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet.

A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.

A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too!

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yo mamas so stupid she wanted to see whats on the other side of a glass wall


You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.


Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.


Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.


Yo mama so ugly she scared the devil back into church


yo mommas so fat she has her own zip code


If I wanted to hear from an ass, I'd fart.


Yo momma's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale




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