Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama's so fat dat she cnt move until she gt pushed


yo momma so fat she made suma restalers look like twigs _Grace E. Kerst


His origins are so low, you'd have to limbo under his family tree.


Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!


yo mamma so fat, is she wore a yellow jacket in new york, everyone would be shouting "TAXI!"


your so ugly you make blind kids cry.


yo momma so stupid i put a smell good sticker on the bottom of the pool and she smelled and almost died


Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!


At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people - you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!


It is such a shame to ruin such beautiful blonde hair by dying your roots black.


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More Funny Insults:


Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures


I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.


I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.


Yo mama iz so FAT i used her as a trampline on ma birthday party


All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.


U R an idiot


Your so stupid, you can look through one of your ears and see out of the other.


Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl


At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people - you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!


Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.





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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
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Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.