Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.
Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.
I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
"Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today" - Anon.
Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?
He is always lost in thought -- it's unfamiliar territory.
I feel sorry for you because you are so homely but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you.
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