Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Take off that mask! Don't you think it's a little early for Halloween?


Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras


Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!


Ignorance can be cured. Stupid is forever.


I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.


All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.


Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.


Nice hair! Did you buy them or borrow them?


Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.


Too bad stupidity isn't painful.


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Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!


The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.


Man alive! But I wish you weren't.


Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.


Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.


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She's so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road!


Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.