Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.

Yo momma's so stupid when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.

Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?

"The biggest no-talent I ever worked with." - Paul Cohen on Buddy Holly

Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo momma's so stupid when she saw the "NC-17" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 (58) 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147

More Funny Insults:


yo mama so fat when she turns around its her birthday!!! :)


Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!


these arent disses these r jokes


I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.


Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl


"She tells enough white lies to ice a cake" - Dorothy Parker


Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.


Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.


Yo momma's so fat she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.


I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?




One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!