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Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
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Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
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You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.
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As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
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He is so conceited his eyes behold each other perfectly.
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If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
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Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
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I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
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Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
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You're so slow it takes you an hour and a half to watch "Sixty Minutes."
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I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly.

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.

Forgot to pay his brain bill.

At your speed, you'd better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium.

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

He's so dense that light bends around him.

Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

When you came out of your mother's body the first thing she said was put it back!!