Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

So stupid, he moves his lips when watching TV.

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

yo momma so fat she takes up both sides of the bed- ashton a

If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.

It is such a shame to ruin such beautiful blonde hair by dying your roots black.

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure.

Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.

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Yo momma's so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.


Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.


I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.


Yo momma's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.


Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.


ya mums so dum she tripped ova a wireless telephone


You grow on people - like a wart!


your momma so ugly she need plastic surgery to walk in wal-mart


People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.


Yo momma's so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight.





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