Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven."
"I don't want you to turn the other cheek - it's just as ugly."- Anon
You're so ugly your husband goes everywhere alone.
"She loves 'NATURE' - In spite of what it did to her."- Anon
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly.
I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!
His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
You're acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.
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Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.
In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him."
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
you moma is so fat when she ate a computer she was worldwide
Yo mama twice the man you are.
Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo momma's so stupid she asked you what the number for 911 was.
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Funny Jokes:A Canadian Was In France Out Of His Wallet He Removed A Stick Of Gum He Had From The Airport In Canada And Started To Chew It
A Husband Said To His Wife I Will Take A Photo Of Your Breasts And Frame It
How Dumb Can You Get
One Day A Father And Son Are Sitting On A Dock Fishing
Can I Borrow That Book Of Yours How To Become A Millionaire
Every Year Grandma And Her Grandkids Suzy Jill And Billy Come Stay With Her Over Christmas
Two Blondes Had Driven Across The Country To See Disney World In Florida
Your Smile Is So Nice To See In This Wedding Photo
You Might Be A Redneck Goth
A Man Suspected His Wife Of Seeing Another Man
Yo Mama Is So Fat She Can Have Biscuts For An Orgasim So Everytime
Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs
What Do You Do If A Blonde Throws A Grenade At You
In Heaven And In Hell
What Happens When You Play A Country Song Backwards?
A Blonde A Red Head And A Brunette Were Competing In The English
Yo Mama So Fat She Fell In Love
Three Chinese Guys Living In Shanghai Decided To Emigrate To America
YOU ARE THE 999999999TH VISITOR
Hey Did You Hear About The Cannibal Who Arrived Late To The Dinner Party
A Girl From Texas And A Girl From New York Were Seated Side By Side On An Airplane
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.