Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
You started at the bottom - and it's been downhill ever since.
No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
Yo mama twice the man you are.
And there he was: reigning supreme at number two.
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Yo momma's so fat she say's one by one down the esculators.
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
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Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"

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Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.

I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.

You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.

Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.