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Funny Insults

If I wanted to hear from an ass, I'd fart.
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You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.
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your mum is so ugly that when she went in to the haunted house she came back out with a job application
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Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
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You're so fat you got baptized at Sea World.
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Worst-dressed sentient being in the known universe.
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Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
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I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
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I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
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"Some women are BLONDE on their Mother's side, some from their Father's side - she is from Peroxide."- Anon
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Someone took a photo of you once but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.

Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from a blow-job.

They shot him through the stupid forest, and he didn't miss a tree.

Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.

"Can I borrow your face for a few days? My ass is going on holiday."- Anon

We all spring from apes but you didn't spring far enough.

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

You're so ugly you almost look like your mother.

Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.