Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I feel sorry for you because you are so homely but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you.
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YO MAMA LIKES PIE NO ALEX SHE LIKES CAKE
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Your momma so stupid she thought she was gay
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Your family tree must be a cauctas cuz everyone on it is a prick
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"He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory" - Anon.
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You're so slow it takes you an hour and a half to watch "Sixty Minutes."
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It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history. A thousand to look it up and four thousand to hush it up.
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Well, I'll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.
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Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
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All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.
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I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!