Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
yo mama is so hairy the only language she can speak is wookie
Pardon me,you obviously mistaken me for someone that gives a damn
yo mama so fat when yo dad proposed to her he used onion rings
yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon. dominic zhang
you moma is so fat when she ate a computer she was worldwide
They shot him through the stupid forest, and he didn't miss a tree.
People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now!
You are so dumb you sit on the TV and watch the sofa.
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"Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?"- Don Rickles
"I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!" - Anon
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.
Do you want me to accept you as you are or do you want me to like you?
yo mama so dum that she had a spanish voice lock sytem instald in her home. she went to a english made atm machine. And when she came home she fogot how to speak spanish.
I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?
"If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?"- Cynthia Heimel
I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got was a moving picture.
Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
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Yo Mamma So Fat That When I Go To Da Beach
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