Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so fat when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.
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Yo mama so fat that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
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I bet your mother has a loud bark!
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Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
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Yo momma's so fat when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.
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I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
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You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.
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I wouldn't piss in his ear if his brain was on fire!
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Yo momma's so ugly on Halloween the kids trick or treat her by phone!
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Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
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A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too!

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Yo momma's so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her

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If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

His origins are so low, you'd have to limbo under his family tree.

Yo momma should of smoked crack and drank a lot of beer when she was pregnant to have you looking like ur father

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.