Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.
Yo momma's so fat when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.
Yo mama so fat that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Yo momma's so fat when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.
I bet your mother has a loud bark!
I wouldn't piss in his ear if his brain was on fire!
Yo momma's so ugly on Halloween the kids trick or treat her by phone!
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
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He's the first in his family born without a tail.

We do not complain about your shortcomings, but about your long sayings.

Yo momma's so fat Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.

I can't seem to remember you name, and please don't help me!

You're so fat you got baptized at Sea World.

Yo momma's so fat she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.

The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.