Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so fat when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Yo momma's so fat when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.

I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.

Yo mama so fat that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.

You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.

I bet your mother has a loud bark!

I wouldn't piss in his ear if his brain was on fire!

Yo momma's so ugly on Halloween the kids trick or treat her by phone!

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

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Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.


Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.


If you were a body of water, you'd be a kiddie pool.


Yo mama so fat that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.


You are a man of the world -- and you know what sad shape the world is in.


Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.


yo mama so fat when yo dad proposed to her he used onion rings


You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!


Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio


Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!





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