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Funny Insults

I bet your mother has a loud bark!
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Yo momma's so fat when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.
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Yo mama so fat that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
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Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?
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I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.
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Yo momma's so fat when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.
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I wouldn't piss in his ear if his brain was on fire!
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Yo momma's so ugly on Halloween the kids trick or treat her by phone!
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You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.
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Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
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Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.

Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.

you so dang ugly that your mother had mornin sickness after birth

I'm not as dumb as you look.

your momma so ugly she need plastic surgery to walk in wal-mart

Don't get me wrong. I`m not trying to make a monkey out of you. I can`t take the credit.

You're so fat when you jumped up you got stuck.

The wheel is still spinning but the hamster died.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.