Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

ur mamas so fat she fills up da whole road 92519251
your so ugly that i dressed up as you for halloween competetion and i won
You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.
You started at the bottom - and it's been downhill ever since.
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
He has more faces than Mount Rushmore.
YO momma's so ugly when she walked into a haunted mansion she came back out with an application form!
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
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Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.

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I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure.

you so ugly that when your momma had you she had you u she look at you she died of you beinging ugly

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Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.

Yo momma's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

He is so old that his blood type was discontinued. ~ Bill Dana ~