Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

yo mamma so ugly when she plays moral combat scorpion says stay over there !

your moma is so uncordinated,she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Your momma is so fat that when see turns around see finds another pound

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Yo momma's so stupid, she plays nintendo without any batery's!

Yo mamas so ugly , she entered a ugly contest and they said no proffesinals allowed

Your mom just called me, and she asked, that on your way home, you pick up a loaf of bread, bag of milk and some condoms, so she doesn't make the same mistake, twice

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your moms so fat when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.

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