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Funny Insults

If truth is stranger than fiction, you must be truth!
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Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
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People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!
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I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
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Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
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Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
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Your so bald I can see what's on your mind!
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If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
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"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often."- Oliver Herford
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You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.
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If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.

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I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.

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I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.

You will never be able to live down to your reputation!