Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

You're so slow it takes you an hour and a half to watch "Sixty Minutes."
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.
You started at the bottom - and it's been downhill ever since.
I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
YO momma's so ugly when she walked into a haunted mansion she came back out with an application form!
Your so ugly, when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!
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He can think without moving his lips!

I want nothing out of you but breathing, and very little of that!

You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.

Your grandparents are so old they jumped over the grand canyon when it was just a ditch.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!

Yo momma's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.

Yo momma's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo momma's so fat she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.

He's just visiting this planet.