Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

FUCK!
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Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
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The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.
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Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.
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Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?
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your so poor hobos bowed before u and asked u was up bitch
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Catty catty cat, yo pussy smells like pussy pussy cat
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You are down to earth but not quite far down enough.
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You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!
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Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!
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Worst-dressed sentient being in the known universe.

You're like one of those "idiot savants," except without the "savant" part.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....

Don't think, it may sprain your brain!

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

Yo mama is so stupid yeah that she put a ball on her eye when the golf coach told her to keep her eye on the ball

Yo momma's so stupid when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up