Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.

If truth is stranger than fiction, you must be truth!

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

i'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?

Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.

I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

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They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.


I hear you are an officer. Your rank is -- just plain rank!


ya dad is so supid that he studied a piece of cheese thinking its the moon !


You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.


I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing there.


ismael


"Attila the Hen"- Clement Freud on Margaret Thatcher


Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?


"She not only kept her lovely figure, she's added so much to it." - Bob Fosse


I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. (Thanks, llaje)





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.