Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
If sex were fast food, you'd have an arch over your head.
You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.
I understand you, but thousands wouldn't!
Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?
You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet.
A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.
There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.
Yo momma's so stupid when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
You're so stupid you trip over the cord of a cellular phone!
Yo momma's so fat when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
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Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
Yo momma's so stupid she sold the car for gas money.
i went to the shop and 1 of the tides shouted to me i sucked yah mam in the other day :O:O
Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.
I m not addicted of bear,, I m adicted of u...):
Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
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Howard County Police Officers Still Write Their Reports By Hand
You Might Be A Redneck If Your Wife Wears
A Man Is Opening A Restaurant And He Asks One Of His Workers To Come Up With A Name For It
What Did Santa Say To The Three Blondes On The Corner?
What do you call a movie about Donald Trump
Why Is 77 Better Than 69
These Three English Guys Are Out Drinking One Night And Decide That They Want To Have A Fight
Your Momma Is So Stupid She Ran Over A Person
Two Yankees Fans Are On A Train Up To Boston To Watch Their Team Play The Red Sox
Once There Was A Little Boy In Church
What Do You Call 32 Rednecks In One Room
When There Are Too Many Policemen
A President Of A Democracy Is A Man Who Is Always Ready Willing And Able To Lay Down Your Life For His Country
A Farmer And His Wife Went To A Fair
What Is The Difference Between A White Man Praying In Church And A White Guy Praying In A Casino
What Do You Do When Your Wife Comes Into The Lounge And Start Nagging You
One Day This Blonde Walks Into The Shoe Star In Australia And Asks The Clerk Where Are Your Alligator Shoes
What Do You Call A Doll On Fire?
To All Personnel From Accounting
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
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