Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

He is so short his hair smell like feet

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!

No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.

Ignorance can be cured. Stupid is forever.

She has a nice butter face. Everything looks nice, but her face.

You are about as useful as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

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Yo momma's so fat a picture of her fell off the wall!


Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors


Fat? You're not fat, you're just ... fat.


I'll never forget the first time we met -- although, I'll keep trying.


Better at sex than anyone, now all he needs is a partner.


Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!


Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!


Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.


Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.


Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!





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