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The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?
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Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!
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Ewwww! What stinks! Your nose is WAY too close to your bottom!
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you mamma so fat that when she fell down the stairs ya dad thought eastenders was starting bom bom bom bom bom
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"To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with your mother"- Barry Humphries
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Yo momma's so stupid she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.
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I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.
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You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.
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Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?
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Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
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Your so ugly,your shadow quit.1101105

"A hyena that wrote poetry in tombs." - Friedrich Nietzsche on Dante

I heard that your brother was an only child.

"A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention span of Daffy Duck."- Tom Shales talking about Robin Williams

I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub.

the best part of you ran down your mother's leg.

You're so fat you saw 90210 on a scale.

He's so fat, he has the only car in town with stretch marks.

There is no vaccine against stupidity.

His origins are so low, you'd have to limbo under his family tree.