Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
You're so stupid you trip over the cord of a cellular phone!
Yo momma's so fat when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
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Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!
You are so old,when you were young the dead sea was just sick
yo mamma so stupid that when she ate m&m's...she thought she woulkd be the greatest rapper alive
u say im useless but thats not what your wife thinks.
Your Mamma Is So Fat When Shes Goes To The Beach All The Whales Sing " We Are Family" :P
yer maw is like a bowlin ball poke 3 times and rolled doon a lane lol
Yo Momma so fat she stepped on the scale and her phone # popped up
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these arent disses these r jokes
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Your verbosity is exceeded only by your stupidity.
if u need a hug call me if u need a laugh txt me if u need money the phone number has been diconnected and iz no longer in service!
Yo momma's so stupid she sold her car for petrol money.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
your so ugly ya mum had to feed you with a sling shot
You grow on people - like a wart!
Did your parents have any children that lived?
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A Junior Partner In A Law Firm Was Sent To A Far Away Country To Represent A Long-term Client Accused Of Robbery
Yo Mama Is So Poor I Saw Her Kicking A Can Down The Street And
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A Blonde And A Brunette Both Fall Off The Eiffel Tower
Your Moms So Fat I Ran Round Your
Yo Mama Is So Fat After Your Parents Have Sex Your Dad Has
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