Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

You're so stupid you trip over the cord of a cellular phone!

Yo momma's so fat when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

"The biggest no-talent I ever worked with." - Paul Cohen on Buddy Holly

Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!

You are so old,when you were young the dead sea was just sick

yo mamma so stupid that when she ate m&m's...she thought she woulkd be the greatest rapper alive

u say im useless but thats not what your wife thinks.

Your Mamma Is So Fat When Shes Goes To The Beach All The Whales Sing " We Are Family" :P

yer maw is like a bowlin ball poke 3 times and rolled doon a lane lol

Yo Momma so fat she stepped on the scale and her phone # popped up

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these arent disses these r jokes


Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!


Your verbosity is exceeded only by your stupidity.


if u need a hug call me if u need a laugh txt me if u need money the phone number has been diconnected and iz no longer in service!


Yo momma's so stupid she sold her car for petrol money.


Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.


your so ugly ya mum had to feed you with a sling shot


You grow on people - like a wart!


Did your parents have any children that lived?


"Australia may be the only country in the world in which the term "Academic" is regularily used as a term of abuse"- Dame Leonie Kramer



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.




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