Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Your so bald I can see what's on your mind!
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Catty catty cat, yo pussy smells like pussy pussy cat
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Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
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Yo momma's so stupid she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.
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You started at the bottom - and it's been downhill ever since.
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The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.
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Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
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You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!
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Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
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Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
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You are the only person I've ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at the same time!

You are so dumb you sit on the TV and watch the sofa.

If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.

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I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

Yo mama iz so FAT i used her as a trampline on ma birthday party

I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you.

I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?

yo momma so stupid i put a smell good sticker on the bottom of the pool and she smelled and almost died

I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.