Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Take off that mask! Don't you think it's a little early for Halloween?

Yo momma's so fat when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials

He doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt. --From "Steel Magnolias"

YO momma's so ugly when she walked into a haunted mansion she came back out with an application form!

yo mama is so hairy the only language she can speak is wookie

*goes up to tall redhead* Whats up gingeraffe?

I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!

Yo momma's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

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More Funny Insults:


You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.


Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.


"She tells enough white lies to ice a cake" - Dorothy Parker


"Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of music before; I always thought he sounded just like Yogi Bear." - Mick Ronson


mes with me. mes with ur lyf


Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!


Yo momma's so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.


yo mamma so fat she scared a hippo away


Yo momma's so fat when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.


She thinks the rearview mirror is for putting on make-up.





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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Try an internship! Internships give you all the experience of a summer job without the hassle of a paycheck.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?