Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
You're so stupid you trip over the cord of a cellular phone!
hello
Yo mama's so fat dat she cnt move until she gt pushed
"He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory" - Anon.
Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.
You're so slow it takes you an hour and a half to watch "Sixty Minutes."
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
You're so low you could milk a pregnant snake!
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Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

Yo momma's so ugly they push her face into dough to make cookies.

i would explain it to you but sorry i forgot to bring my crayons

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!