Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?
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Yo momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
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Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?
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Your so ugly, when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!
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I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.
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You are down to earth but not quite far down enough.
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If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
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Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
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You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!
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