Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Do you hate your teen life? Do you hate your pimples and blackheads on your face and breast? You look like faaat pig with ugly hands and greasy hair? And you need a boyfriend??? Well… You shouldn’t use Maxfactor… You better die!

your moma is so uncordinated,she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Look At You And Then Look At Me Get The Idea You Are Far Of From Lookin Like Me

Yo momma's so stupid, she plays nintendo without any batery's!

Yo mamas so ugly , she entered a ugly contest and they said no proffesinals allowed

cancel my subscription im tired of your issues

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Yo mama iz so FAT i used her as a trampline on ma birthday party

yo mamma so fat that when she goes in the ocean all the whales come and sing "we are family i got all my whale family with me sing it yo mamma". butterflygrl

your moms so fat when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.

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More Funny Insults:


Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?


Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!


Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.


Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?


i dont make trash. i dump it.!


"I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along." - Groucho Marx


Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!


After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.


Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?


Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.




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