Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
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Your so ugly, when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!
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that woman feet is so dirty her shoes is made by glad
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*goes up to tall redhead* Whats up gingeraffe?
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He is so short his hair smell like feet
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I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.
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If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
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As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
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Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel you stayed at in Detroit.
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Your moms so fat her belt size is equator
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Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too

Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

"Like a death at a birthday party, you ruin all the fun... Like a sucked and spat out smartie, you're no use to anyone."- John Cooper Clarke

Yo momma`s so stupid she climbed over a glass fence to see what was on the other side.

Yo momma's so stupid when she saw the "NC-17" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?

Man alive! But I wish you weren't.

Somebody else is doing the driving for that boy!

Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!