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Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.
Has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig.
YO momma's so ugly when she walked into a haunted mansion she came back out with an application form!
Your Mum
"He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory" - Anon.
You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.
If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.
ur mamas so fat she fills up da whole road 92519251
yo mama so fat when yo dad proposed to her he used onion rings
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Your balls have side burns.

I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.

Yo momma's so fat she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo momma's so stupid when she heard 90% of all accidents occur around the home, she moved.

The inbreeding is certainly obvious in your family.

I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!

You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.

The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.