Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

yo momma so fat she takes up both sides of the bed- ashton a

yo momma so stupid i put a smell good sticker on the bottom of the pool and she smelled and almost died

I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub.

You are so dumb you sit on the TV and watch the sofa.

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

Somebody else is doing the driving for that boy!

Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?

You're so fat you laid down in the ocean and Spain claimed you as the New World.

I don't know who you are, but whatever it is, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.

You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!

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All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.


You say that you are always bright and early. Well OK, we know you are early.


He smells the coffee, but can't find the pot / a cup.


Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.


yo mama so dum that she had a spanish voice lock sytem instald in her home. she went to a english made atm machine. And when she came home she fogot how to speak spanish.


Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.


yo momma's heads so small she uses a tea bag as a pillow


Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.


Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?


Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"





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