Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Choke on a dick and die!

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

the villaged jus called and said there missin there village idiot..........say wat village u said u were from again. godlyn

Just because ur stupid dosent mean im lying

Ya MAmma soo old she waz friends with the dinosours

wow and i thought i was funny

that woman feet is so dirty her shoes is made by glad

i love these phrases its what i was lookin for thax u so much there is not a page with insults plzz never delete this site.. or i will kill me whoaaa X) .. xo.. xo..

sorry for text u after a long period, today i reminde u when i c a dog.

the best part of you ran down your mother's leg.

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You're so fat you got baptized at Sea World.


Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.


Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."


You remind me of Moses. Every time you open your mouth, the bull rushes.


You're so fat you use hoola-hoops to keep your socks up.


ya mums so dum she tripped ova a wireless telephone


You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.


I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?


Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise


No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.



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Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

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