Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Choke on a dick and die!
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
the villaged jus called and said there missin there village idiot..........say wat village u said u were from again. godlyn
Just because ur stupid dosent mean im lying
Ya MAmma soo old she waz friends with the dinosours
wow and i thought i was funny
that woman feet is so dirty her shoes is made by glad
i love these phrases its what i was lookin for thax u so much there is not a page with insults plzz never delete this site.. or i will kill me whoaaa X) .. xo.. xo..
sorry for text u after a long period, today i reminde u when i c a dog.
the best part of you ran down your mother's leg.
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You're so fat you got baptized at Sea World.
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
You remind me of Moses. Every time you open your mouth, the bull rushes.
You're so fat you use hoola-hoops to keep your socks up.
ya mums so dum she tripped ova a wireless telephone
You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.
I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
Funny Jokes:What Is Easter
A Four Year Old Little Boy Was At The Doctors Office With His Mother In The Waiting Room When He Spotted A Pregnant Lady On The Other Side Of The Room
An Elderly Couple Lay In Their Bed When Suddenly The Man Rips A Stinky
Anger Management When You Occasionally Have A Really Bad Day And You Just Need To Take It Out On Someone
What Do The Female Reindeer Do When Santa Takes The Male Reindeer Out On Christmas Eve
Your Mom Is So Stupid She Threw A Rock At
There Were Three Priests In A Railroad Station All Wanting To Go Home To Pittsburgh
There Was This Hunk At A Trade Fair Flashing His Big Muscles And Repeating Ten Tons Of Dynamite Ten Tons Of Dynamite While Eyeing The Females Around
Two Women Were At A Bar
Why Are Dumb Blonde Jokes So Short
Your Momma Is So Cheap That When She Found Out That The Boogey Man Was
A Murderer Sitting In The Electric Chair Was About To Be Executed
When There Are Too Many Policemen
What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a Sony Playstation
What Is The Difference Between A Blonde And A Walrus
What Is The First Thing A Woman Does When She Leaves A Battered Wives Shelter
A Blonde Got Pulled Over For Speeding By A Blonde Policewomen
What Do You Call An Expert Fisherman?
Who Is The Famous Artist With Brown Fingers
A Woman Wearing A Strapless Gown And Sporting A Necklace With An Airplane As The Locket Sees A Young Man
What Do You Get When You Stick 32 Rednecks In One Room
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
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