Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat when she fell down the stairs your dad thought eastenders was starting.

Your mama hawk cement in traffic hold up

you mamma so fat that when she fell down the stairs ya dad thought eastenders was starting bom bom bom bom bom

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yo mamas so stupid she wanted to see whats on the other side of a glass wall

yo head so big scientist saw it an thought the found a new planet planet bigdom -kiki w.

I heard they are selling lives at the store. Why don't you go buy one.

your butt is so big u can make two hamburgers

That is a very cool phone Are they made from china

your mother is old her breast milk is powdered

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Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?


"He's a great singer - but he's not the most masculine guy, is he?" - Alexander O'Neal on Michael Jackson


If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.


There is no vaccine against stupidity.


Your family tree must be a cauctas cuz everyone on it is a prick


Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.


Your moms so fat her belt size is equator


I wouldn't piss in his ear if his brain was on fire!


Your mama so dumb she tried digging up root bear


YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WALKED PAST A T.V I MISSED THE WHOLE ONE HOUR SPECIAL



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!