Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

"MacArthur is the type of man who thinks that when he gets to heaven, God will step down from the great white throne and bow him into His vacated seat." - Harold Ickes talking about Douglas MacArthur

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

His origins are so low, you'd have to limbo under his family tree.

Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Look At You And Then Look At Me Get The Idea You Are Far Of From Lookin Like Me

You were sent to gail. Not because you are a criminal because your face scares people

your so poor hobos bowed before u and asked u was up bitch

You're so fat you got baptized at Sea World.

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Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth


I hear you are an officer. Your rank is - just plain rank!


"Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible"- Margaret Mead


yo mammas so old she sat behind jesus in school.


Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.


Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.


You're acquitting yourself in a way that no jury ever would.


your mum is so ugly that when she went in to the haunted house she came back out with a job application


I hear you are an officer. Your rank is -- just plain rank!


Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.





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I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.