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He is so short his hair smell like feet
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"Attila the Hen"- Clement Freud on Margaret Thatcher
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Yo momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
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Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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Ya MAmma soo old she waz friends with the dinosours
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that woman feet is so dirty her shoes is made by glad
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No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
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Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
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If truth is stranger than fiction, you must be truth!
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If you act like an ass, don't get insulted if people ride you.
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"She has discovered the secret of perpetual middle age."- Oscar Levant talking about Zsa Zsa Gabor

People clap when they see you - their hands over their eyes or ears.

Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

"I don't want you to turn the other cheek - it's just as ugly."- Anon

Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.

Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.

Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!