Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
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Your moms so fat her belt size is equator
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Your so ugly, when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!
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"To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with your mother"- Barry Humphries
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Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.
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Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel you stayed at in Detroit.
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that woman feet is so dirty her shoes is made by glad
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YO BOBBY I HAVE YOUR TIKITE FOR YOUR BUM
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Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
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People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!
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Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo momma's so fat when she sat on Wal-Mart she lowered the prices.

If I wanted to hear from an ass, I'd fart.

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