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Yo mama's so fat dat she cnt move until she gt pushed
Yo momma's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma's so stupid, she plays nintendo without any batery's!
ur mamas so fat she fills up da whole road 92519251
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
You are a man of the world -- and you know what sad shape the world is in.
You always have your ear to the ground. So how's life in the gutter?
You are about as useful as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass.
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Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

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Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!

You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.

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Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Yo momma so ugly she made the sun get a sun burn

You add to, not diminish, pain!

Yo momma's so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

"She not only kept her lovely figure, she's added so much to it." - Bob Fosse