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"It's like kissing Hitler." - Tony Curtis talking about Marilyn Monroe
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Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?
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Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
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I'd hate to see you go, but I'd love to watch you leave!
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Yo momma's so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.
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His brain waves fall a little short of the beach.
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When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.
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Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.
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Some people don't hesitate to speak their minds because they have nothing to lose.
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Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.

Yo momma's so fat when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please

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YO MAMA iS SO FAt WHEN SHE FELL iN LUV SHE GOt StUCK!!

We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?

They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.

Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

Yo momma's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Have you considered suing your brains for nonsupport?