Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

The twinkle in his eyes is actually the sun shining between his ears.
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Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
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Yo momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
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He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
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Yo momma's so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.
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He is so short his hair smell like feet
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We know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
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You're so fat you laid down in the ocean and Spain claimed you as the New World.
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I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!
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He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!

Yo momma's so fat when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.

Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Hello -- tall, dark and obnoxious!

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo momma's so stupid she thought a cupcake is to clean your butt

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?