Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
Look through your towels and tell us the name of the hotel you stayed at in Detroit.
Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.
Boy i'd like to french braid ur hair with my tongue n if u piss me off ill even tie it in a knot
your so ugly that i dressed up as you for halloween competetion and i won
You're so fat you got baptized at Sea World.
Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
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Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

There is no vaccine against stupidity.

You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.

Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo momma's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!