Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
your butt is so big u can make two hamburgers
That is a very cool phone Are they made from china
your mother is old her breast milk is powdered
your funny dude your deformed
We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?
If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!
Fat? You're not fat, you're just ... fat.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.
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Your mama so fat that her pant has stretch marks
yo mama so stupid she tried to climb over a GLASS wall to see what was on the other side!!!!
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
She's so ugly they used to put a pot roast in her lap so the dog would play with her.
Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?
Funny Jokes:Yo Mama So Poor That When I Went To Her House
This Old Man Decided To Go To A Whore House One Night
Yo Mama Is So Fat The Last Time She Saw 90210
What Do You Call Three Blondes At Christmas?
If You Could Cook Said The Husband We Could Fire The Chef
Why Are Blonde Jokes So Short So
Did You See That Two Guys Are Out Hunting Deer
These Three Guys Got Together One Day And Were Talking About How Drunk They Got At A Party The Night Before
Everything Is Always Done For The Wrong Reasons
What Do You Call A Chicken That Crosses The Road Rolls In Dirt And Comes Back
This Duck Walks Into A Convenience Store And Asks The Clerk Do You Have Any Grapes
How Do U Giv Pleasure 2 A Female Archiologist
Who Is The Daddy?
Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger?
On The Last Day Of Kindergarten All The Children Brought Presents For Their Teacher
You Might Be A Redneck If You Lit A Match
There Were Two Cows In A Field
Your Teeth Are So Busted
How Do You Get A Harvard Graduate Off Your Porch
News Flash Today The World Was Stunned By The News Of The Death Of The Energizer Bunny
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!