Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

your butt is so big u can make two hamburgers

That is a very cool phone Are they made from china

your mother is old her breast milk is powdered

your funny dude your deformed

We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?

If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!

Fat? You're not fat, you're just ... fat.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.

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Your mama so fat that her pant has stretch marks


yo mama so stupid she tried to climb over a GLASS wall to see what was on the other side!!!!


Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.


How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?


Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.


I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!


Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.


Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.


She's so ugly they used to put a pot roast in her lap so the dog would play with her.


Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!




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