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Funny Insults

Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.
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Is Your Mouth Getting To Big For Your Muzzle?!!
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Yo mama's so fat dat she cnt move until she gt pushed
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I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!
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Yo momma's so ugly people go as her to Halloween parties.
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You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.
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Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?
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Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!
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Yo mama twice the man you are.
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For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.
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Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

"She has an insipid double chin, her legs are too short, and she has a slight potbelly."- Richard Burton talking about Elizabeth Taylor

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

"Can't act. Slightly bald. Can dance a little." - Anonymous screen test about Fred Astaire

I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the beach for a swim all the water came out

Yo momma's so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!