Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

When you get run over by a car it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
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I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.
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Yo Mommas glasses so thick she can see in the futer -Sammy
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roses r red violets r blu n a face like u belongs 2 a zoo visit wwww.ahusan.blog2009.com
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Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!
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You are such a smart-ass I bet you could sit on a carton of ice cream and tell what flavor it is. (Thanks, Erin and Justin Keller)
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Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
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And there he was: reigning supreme at number two.
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Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
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You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.