Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Ya MAmma soo old she waz friends with the dinosours
He is so short his hair smell like feet
I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!
your so poor hobos bowed before u and asked u was up bitch
Catty catty cat, yo pussy smells like pussy pussy cat
I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!
If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.
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The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.

Oh my god what is that ugly thing!!! Oh it's just you

yo moms so fat, that when people see her, they say,, 'woaah' wild pig on the rampage.

How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

were you born on the motorway because that's where most accidents happen

Man alive! But I wish you weren't.

Better at sex than anyone, now all he needs is a partner.

Yo mama so fat when she put's on her yellow raincot people shout at her "school bus"

yo mama so smelly she went to the zoo and a skunk saw her and sang we arew family