Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say it was your stupidity.

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

"Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?"- Don Rickles

If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents!

Someone took a photo of you once but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.

You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.

Worst-dressed sentient being in the known universe.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.

Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.

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Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.


Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!


He does the work of three men: Moe, Larry, and Curly.


your so dum dat u dont knw wat goes first the creal or the milk


When you get run over by a car it shouldn't be listed under accidents.


Sit down and give your mind a rest.


Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?


Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.


Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.


I'd hate to see you go, but I'd love to watch you leave!



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!