Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

"A triumph of the embalmers art"- Gore Vidal on Ronald Reagan

When you get run over by a car it shouldn't be listed under accidents.

Your so ugly, when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!

your so ugly you make blind kids cry.

Is Your Mouth Getting To Big For Your Muzzle?!!

Somebody else is doing the driving for that boy!

If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.

Eventually, you will get what you asked for.

Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.

Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!

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Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.


your momma so ugly she need plastic surgery to walk in wal-mart


i would explain it to you but sorry i forgot to bring my crayons


Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.


I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.


Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!


Well, I'll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.


Yo momma's so fat her picture takes two frames.


Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"


I m not addicted of bear,, I m adicted of u...):





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