Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

were you born on the motorway because that's where most accidents happen
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Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
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I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!
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You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.
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No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
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Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
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Yo momma's so fat when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials
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You're so fat you laid down in the ocean and Spain claimed you as the New World.
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I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!
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"When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in." - Bob Hope talking about Jack Benny
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Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WALKED PAST A T.V I MISSED THE WHOLE ONE HOUR SPECIAL

I saw you in the morning... Then I flushed you away

your so ugly ya mum had to feed you with a sling shot

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

"A plumber's idea of cleopatra." - W. C. Fields talking about Mae West

I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?

You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.

Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.