Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Worst-dressed sentient being in the known universe.

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.

There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!

If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.

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More Funny Insults:


Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!


I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.


Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from a blow-job.


Before you came along, we were hungry. Now we're just fed up.


Has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig.


I hear what you're saying but I just don't care.


"MacArthur is the type of man who thinks that when he gets to heaven, God will step down from the great white throne and bow him into His vacated seat." - Harold Ickes talking about Douglas MacArthur


Yo momma's so fat when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.


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yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon. dominic zhang



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.




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