Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.
I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
YO momma's so ugly when she walked into a haunted mansion she came back out with an application form!
a blonde walks into a hardware store and says" could i buy that microwave" and the shop keeper says " sorry don't serve blodes" so the next day she dies her hair green and comes back and says "could i buy that microwave please" and the shop keeper says " sorry don't serve blodes" so she walk out and comes back the next day with a fake tan and pink hair and says "can i buy that microwave please" and the shop keeper says " sorry I DON'T SERVE BLONDES" and then she says "I'M NOT BLONDE YOU IDIOT I HAVE PINK HAIR DAH!" then the shop keeper says "yes you are because that isn't a microwave it's a television." "oh well can i have that cd player" "It's a television and i don't serve blondes." so she walks out and then says " well see ya, be back for my meat shopping." "this girl is a ditsy blonde." Butterflygrl
*goes up to tall redhead* Whats up gingeraffe?
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.
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Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her

I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure.

In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him."

Yo momma's so fat when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please

They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.