Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I can't seem to remember you name, and please don't help me!
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Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
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I'd hate to see you go, but I'd love to watch you leave!
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I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!
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If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.
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With a mind like yours, who needs a body?
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No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.
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Take off that mask! Don't you think it's a little early for Halloween?
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You're so ugly when you went to a haunted house they offered you a job.
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You are so boring that you can't even entertain a chimp.
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Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?

You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.

u say im useless but thats not what your wife thinks.