Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

mes with me. mes with ur lyf
u mumma has a bigg butt, she cant even fitt on da toilet 2 empty herself
that woman feet is so dirty her shoes is made by glad
Yo momma's so stupid she thought a cupcake is to clean your butt
*goes up to tall redhead* Whats up gingeraffe?
You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.
I'll never forget the first time we met -- although, I'll keep trying.
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
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Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!


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a blonde walks into a hardware store and says" could i buy that microwave" and the shop keeper says " sorry don't serve blodes" so the next day she dies her hair green and comes back and says "could i buy that microwave please" and the shop keeper says " sorry don't serve blodes" so she walk out and comes back the next day with a fake tan and pink hair and says "can i buy that microwave please" and the shop keeper says " sorry I DON'T SERVE BLONDES" and then she says "I'M NOT BLONDE YOU IDIOT I HAVE PINK HAIR DAH!" then the shop keeper says "yes you are because that isn't a microwave it's a television." "oh well can i have that cd player" "It's a television and i don't serve blondes." so she walks out and then says " well see ya, be back for my meat shopping." "this girl is a ditsy blonde." Butterflygrl

i went to the shop and 1 of the tides shouted to me i sucked yah mam in the other day :O:O

Your family tree is good but you are the sap.