Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.
What's the latest dope - besides you?
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.
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Yo momma's so stupid she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."
"Attila the Hen"- Clement Freud on Margaret Thatcher
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
wow and i thought i was funny
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect but you are doing all right.
We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm God.
She's got more chins than the Hong Kong telephone book.
People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!
Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave good-bye.
Funny Jokes:Yo Mama Is So Dumb She Brought Toilet
Whats Donald Trump s favorite nation
Yo Mama Is So Poor She Told Your Little Sister That
I Don't Know Why You Wear A Bra You Have Got Nothing To Put In It
A Blonde A Brunet And A Red Head Camping
A Man Walks Into A Bar And Asks The Bartender For A Crown And Coke
What Do You Call 24 Blondes In A Box
Why Do The Teletubbies Go To The Toilet At The Same Time
Yo Mama So Stupid She Tried To Put M And M S
A Guy Named Ivan Lives In Russia
Yo Mama So Hairy Even Tarzan Cant
A Canadian Was In France Out Of His Wallet He Removed A Stick Of Gum He Had From The Airport In Canada And Started To Chew It
You Might Be A Redneck If You Like To Brag You Learned To Fire A Shotgun
A Blind Man Walks Into A Store With His Seeing Eye Dog
Did You Hear About The Cannibal Who Came Home Late For Dinner
What Do Blonde Women Put Behind Their Ears To Attract Men
A Funny Story There Are Many Wise And Foolish Men
A Tall Blonde And A Tall Brunette Are Stading In An Elevator
Three Boys Go To The Park And Find A Slide
Why Did The Blonde Think It Was Sunday
Why Do Blondes Have TGIF On Their Shoes
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!