Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

YO momma's so ugly when she walked into a haunted mansion she came back out with an application form!

Ya MAmma soo old she waz friends with the dinosours

your so ugly that i dressed up as you for halloween competetion and i won

Your mama so fat when she wen't to the beach all the whales where singing we are family even now your fater then me.Sierra Lanham

Yo momma's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!

If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.

He is so conceited his eyes behold each other perfectly.

Your so ugly, when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!

Yo momma's so stupid she thought a cupcake is to clean your butt

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When you fell out of the ugly tree, you hit every branch on the way down.


cancel my subscription im tired of your issues


Your mama so dumb she tried digging up root bear


Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures


Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!


When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound.


I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.


Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.


Ewwww! What stinks! Your nose is WAY too close to your bottom!


People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.