Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too


Yo momma's so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.


You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, you'll do.


Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.


You have a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck there?


People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.


Of all the people I've met you're certainly one of them.


When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.


I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.


He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.


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I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.


Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.


If truth is stranger than fiction, you must be truth!


You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.


Yo momma's so stupid she sold the car for gas money.


I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.


Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!


Yo momma's so fat all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"


You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.


Don't think, it may sprain your brain!





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