Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!

Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

She has a nice butter face. Everything looks nice, but her face.

Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly too.

I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.

All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.

Yo momma's so stupid she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."

You have an inferiority complex -- and it's fully justified.

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Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!


Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.


Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.


you so ugly that when your momma had you she had you u she look at you she died of you beinging ugly


Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"


You always have your ear to the ground. So how's life in the gutter?


Yo momma's so ugly they push her face into dough to make cookies.


I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?


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Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"





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