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You have a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck there?
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Yo momma's so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
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Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
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You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, you'll do.
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People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.
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When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.
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Of all the people I've met you're certainly one of them.
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Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
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"He does the work of three men: Larry, Curly & Moe" - Anon.
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The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.
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Before you came along, we were hungry. Now we're just fed up.

Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.

I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?

You're so ugly your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes so he doesn't have to kiss you bye.

Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.

yo mama is so hairy the only language she can speak is wookie

"I have never seen. . .so slippery, so disgusting a candidate." - Nat Hentoff talking about Bill Clinton

your funny dude your deformed

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.