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Yo momma's so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
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Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
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You have a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck there?
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You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, you'll do.
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Of all the people I've met you're certainly one of them.
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People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.
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Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
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When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.
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"He does the work of three men: Larry, Curly & Moe" - Anon.
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Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
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Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Your family tree must be a cauctas cuz everyone on it is a prick

Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

Yo momma's so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

I cant tell the difference between your face and a kiwi

yo mama so stupied she got hit by a parked car

Man alive! But I wish you weren't.

"Don't you need a license to be that ugly?" - Anon