Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo momma's so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
You have a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck there?
You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, you'll do.
People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Of all the people I've met you're certainly one of them.
When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.
She's so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road!
"He does the work of three men: Larry, Curly & Moe" - Anon.
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i would explain it to you but sorry i forgot to bring my crayons

Yo momma's so stupid she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.

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Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.

Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.

the best part of you ran down your mother's leg.

Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.

Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?

Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures