Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.
Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
"A hack writer who would have been considered fourth rate in Europe, who tried out a few of the old proven 'sure-fire' literary skeletons with sufficient local color to intrigue the superficial and the lazy." - William Faulkner on Mark Twain
What color is the sky in your world?
If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.
I know you're not as stupid as you look. Nobody could be!
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
"Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own" - Anon.
More Funny Insults:
Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
He has depth, but only on the surface. Down deep inside, he is shallow.
Yo momma's so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!
The closest she/he'll ever get to a brainstorm is a slight drizzle.
When you get run over by a car, it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!
your moma is so uncordinated,she threw a rock at the ground and missed
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Yo Mama So Fat It Took 1 Train 4 Cars And 7 Buses
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Tried
My Uncle Ran For Senate Last Year
A Lawyer Was Filling Out A Job Application When He Came To The Question Have You Ever Been Arrested
Why Did The Blonde Take A Right Into The Ditch
Yo Mama So Ugly They Put Her Face On A Laxative
An Old Rancher Died Leaving Everything To His Wife
Merry Christmas In Legal Terms
St Peter Is Questioning Three Married Couples To See If They Qualify For Admittance To Heaven
A Bernet And An A Awesome Blonde Are In A Fight Of Words
The Boss Is Finally Old Enough To Retire From The Company
You Might Be A Redneck If Your Grandma Goes To The Bathroom
Did You Know They Are Taking Out All The K-Marts In Afghanistan
There Was Once A Young Man Who In His Youth Professed A Desire To Become A Great Writer
A Guy Walks Into A Bar With A Cork Shoved Up His Arse
Four Doctors Who Had Not Seen Each Other Since Their Surgical Residencies Met At A Medical Seminar
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
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