Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Take off that mask! Don't you think it's a little early for Halloween?
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I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
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Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.
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I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
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You are so boring that you can't even entertain a chimp.
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I can tie a coffee bean to my butt and swim across the Columbia River and make a darker stain than that (about weak coffee.)
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I hear what you're saying but I just don't care.
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I would have liked to insult you, but with your intelligence you wouldn't get offended.
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"A plumber's idea of cleopatra." - W. C. Fields talking about Mae West
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Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
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