Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Well, I'll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

I don't know who you are, but whatever it is, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.

Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.

You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it!

yo momma z soo damn, she even failed a blood test!

Yo mama so ugly they shot gorilas in the mist in her shower

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

"Attila the Hen"- Clement Freud on Margaret Thatcher

He is so conceited his eyes behold each other perfectly.

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More Funny Insults:


You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.


If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents!


ismael


I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of his office.


I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.


Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!


Yo momma's so fat she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.


what makes ugly babys? ask your mom!-brent


yo penis is so small urparents dunno weather u r a boy or a girl..


Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.





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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
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