Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

He is so short his hair smell like feet
I'm blonde, what's your excuse?
You are so boring that you can't even entertain a chimp.
Ya MAmma soo old she waz friends with the dinosours
your mama is so black she mis took her fingers for kit kats LOL
were you born on the motorway because that's where most accidents happen
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
I can tie a coffee bean to my butt and swim across the Columbia River and make a darker stain than that (about weak coffee.)
We know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.
Yo mama so short she models for trophys.
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Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get worse!!

You are a man of the world -- and you know what sad shape the world is in.

I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!

yo mamas so stupid she wanted to see whats on the other side of a glass wall

You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.