Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

He is so conceited his eyes behold each other perfectly.

Eventually, you will get what you asked for.

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it!

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

Has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig.

yo momma z soo damn, she even failed a blood test!

that woman feet is so dirty her shoes is made by glad

mes with me. mes with ur lyf

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I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?


Yo momma's so ugly she made an onion cry.


Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?


All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?


Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for you and said, 'oh yes she is.'


Yo mama so fat that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.


Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.


If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!


There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.


"Bambi with testosterone." - Owen Gleiberman on The Artist Formerly Known As Prince





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Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
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