Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
You will never be able to live down to your reputation!
Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.
As useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker. ~ Earl Pitts ~
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
"Avoid all needle drugs. The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon." - Abbie Hoffman
Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
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Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
You are so ugly that when mona lisa saw you she also turned ugly
Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.
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"When He comes into a room, the mice jump on chairs."- Anon
"He was happily married - but his wife wasn't." - Victor Borge talking about Mozart
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.
Too bad stupidity isn't painful.
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
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