Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so short she models for trophys.
You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
your mama is so black she mis took her fingers for kit kats LOL
Your mama so fat when she wen't to the beach all the whales where singing we are family even now your fater then me.Sierra Lanham
I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.
I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
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Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

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When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.

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