Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
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When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.
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I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.
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You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
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I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
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I don't want you to turn the other cheek. It's just as ugly.
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Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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yo mamma so fat that when god made the sun he had to ask u to move
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YO momma's so ugly when she walked into a haunted mansion she came back out with an application form!
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Look At You And Then Look At Me Get The Idea You Are Far Of From Lookin Like Me
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Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

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