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You mama so stupid, she missed chowder time!
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your mumma's SO dumb... she went to the dentist to get bluetooth.... :P
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"He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory" - Anon.
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Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
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You are down to earth but not quite far down enough.
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We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.
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Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
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Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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yo mamma so fat that when god made the sun he had to ask u to move
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Yo momma's so fat when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

They say space is a dangerous place . . . especially if it's between your ears!

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You remind me of Moses. Every time you open your mouth, the bull rushes.

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!

When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.

You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.

your so ugly that i dressed up as you for halloween competetion and i won