Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
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You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
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"What makes him think a middle aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?" - Ronald Reagan commenting on Eastwood's bid to become mayor of Carmel
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Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
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- Yo mama's like 7-Eleven... open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a slurpy.
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I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!
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We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.
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You always have your ear to the ground. So how's life in the gutter?
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You are about as useful as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass.
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Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
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ur mums so stupid she bought a book on how to read =P

Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.

Your dog is so stupid, he chases parked cars.

yo mama so fat that when she sat on an ipod it turned into an ipad!

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the beach for a swim all the water came out

At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people - you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!

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