Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
"America is the only nation in history which has miraculously gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilisation"- Georges Clemenceau
When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.
Yo momma's so stupid she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.
You are living proof that manure can grow legs and walk.
Yo momma's so stupid she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you, but the Mafia wanted too much.
You are the only person I've ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at the same time!
I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
When you fell out of the ugly tree, you hit every branch on the way down.
Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate
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Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...
You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
"I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice." - Steve Martin
Have you considered suing your brains for nonsupport?
Yo mama so nice I got a brownie !! see !! do u want to taste? well ... forget it ! its mine, all mine !!!
The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people - you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!
A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.
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Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Thinks DNA Is The
Yo Mama Is So Ugly When She Was Kidnapped Her
Yo Mama Is So Poor She Does
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Yo Mama Is So Ugly Your Dad
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Yo Mama Smells So Bad Monkeys
Yo Mama Is So Old That Jesus
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President Bush Is So Stupid He Tried To Hide
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