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Yo momma's so fat she say's one by one down the esculators.
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You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
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We know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.
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He is so conceited his eyes behold each other perfectly.
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
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He is always lost in thought -- it's unfamiliar territory.
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What's the latest dope -- besides you?
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Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
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I would have liked to insult you, but with your intelligence you wouldn't get offended.
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Yo momma's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

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