Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the beach for a swim all the water came out

"Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of music before; I always thought he sounded just like Yogi Bear." - Mick Ronson

Well, I'll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.

Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.

yo mama so ugly her pillow crys at night !

- Yo mama's like 7-Eleven... open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a slurpy.

you so ugly that when your momma had you she had you u she look at you she died of you beinging ugly

Boy i'd like to french braid ur hair with my tongue n if u piss me off ill even tie it in a knot

You've Been Banged More Times Than A ketchup Bottle

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Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.


Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!


Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!


Yo momma's so fat when she sat on Wal-Mart she lowered the prices.


Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.


Your so stupid, you can look through one of your ears and see out of the other.


I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.


You are so tall you sell dagamuffins in heaven


He smells the coffee, but can't find the pot / a cup.


Ya MAmma soo old she waz friends with the dinosours





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Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.