Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
i'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?
yo mama is so hairy the only language she can speak is wookie
your mum is so ugly that when she went in to the haunted house she came back out with a job application
Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?
I'd hate to see you go, but I'd love to watch you leave!
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo momma's so fat at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"
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Yo momma's so stupid she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.

You just look like an offduty scare crow

Just because ur stupid dosent mean im lying

Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!

Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!

Are your parents siblings?