Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

yo momma's so stupid it takes her two hours to watch sixty-seconds

The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.

Well, I'll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!

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Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

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I bet your ass is jealous on all the shit that comes out of your mouth.


Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.


"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often."- Oliver Herford


I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!


Excellent time to become a missing person.


You're so old you drove a chariot to school.


Your mama so fat when she wen't to the beach all the whales where singing we are family even now your fater then me.Sierra Lanham


He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.


Yo momma's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.


Man alive! But I wish you weren't.





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People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.