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Yo momma's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
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You are about as useful as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass.
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- Yo mama's like 7-Eleven... open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a slurpy.
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yo momma z soo damn, she even failed a blood test!
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you so ugly that when your momma had you she had you u she look at you she died of you beinging ugly
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Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
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"A plumber's idea of cleopatra." - W. C. Fields talking about Mae West
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Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
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Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
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Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.
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"If pople don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting."- Herman J. Mankiewicz

Somebody else is doing the driving for that boy!

Yo momma's so fat I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

With a mind like yours, who needs a body?

He can open his mail with that nose!

Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!

"Continental people have a sex life; the English have hot-water bottles."- George Mikes, Hungarian writer, How To Be an Alien, 1946

Your grandparents are so old they jumped over the grand canyon when it was just a ditch.

Hey! I know what sign you were born under! RED LIGHT DISTRICT!

with a face like yours i would rather be blind