Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.
All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?
If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
When you get run over by a car it shouldn't be listed under accidents.
Yo momma's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Eveeryone has the right to be ugly, but, you my friend are abusing the priviledge
sorry for text u after a long period, today i reminde u when i c a dog.
yo momma's so stupid it takes her two hours to watch sixty-seconds
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
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