Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

You always have your ear to the ground. So how's life in the gutter?

I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.

Thinking isn't your strong suit, is it? --from "Lost In Space"

Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.

You're so ugly your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes so he doesn't have to kiss you bye.

Yo momma's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

He is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?

Make somebody happy. Mind your own business.

When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.

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More Funny Insults:


u say im useless but thats not what your wife thinks.


You're the best at all you do -- and all you do is make people hate you.


You started at the bottom -- and it's been downhill ever since.


Your mama so dumb she tried digging up root bear


"Brassy, brazen witch on a mortgaged broomstick, a steamroller with cleats." - Walter Kerr on Ethel Merman


Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras


yo mama so old her social security number is 000000001


Is that your nose or are you eating a banana?


Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.


Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!