Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
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Yo mama so short she models for trophys.
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I hear you are very kind to animals so please give that face back to the gorilla.
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Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
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i'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?
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Yo momma's so fat she say's one by one down the esculators.
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Yo momma's so ugly people go as her to Halloween parties.
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Yo momma's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
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Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
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Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
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Yo momma's so stupid she sold the car for gas money.

You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.

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Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.

Do you want me to accept you as you are or do you want me to like you?

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I'd hate to see you go, but I'd love to watch you leave!

Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.

People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!

Talk is cheap, but so are you.