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Yo momma's so fat she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
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You're so fat you laid down in the ocean and Spain claimed you as the New World.
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Hello - tall, dark and obnoxious!
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You are such a smart-ass I bet you could sit on a carton of ice cream and tell what flavor it is. (Thanks, Erin and Justin Keller)
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Yo mama so short she models for trophys.
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Yo momma's so fat instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.
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The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.
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Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
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Yo momma's so fat at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"
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Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
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More Funny Insults:


Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.

I can tell you are lying. Your lips are moving.

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out

Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.

I wonder how many angels could dance on his head?

YO MOMMA'S SO UGLY THAT WHEN THE PONY SAW HER IT RAN AWAY

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?

When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.

What's the latest dope - besides you?