Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!
Yo momma's so fat at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"
Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
Yo momma's so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.
I can't seem to remember you name, and please don't help me!
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