Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Yo momma's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the beach for a swim all the water came out

yo momma's so stupid it takes her two hours to watch sixty-seconds

I'd hate to see you go, but I'd love to watch you leave!

You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.

I'd like to break the monotony; where's your weakest point?

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

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"My wife asked what it would take to make her look good I said "About a mile" "- Anon


Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!


It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!


Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.


Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.


not funny bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?


Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!


You're very smart. You have brains you never used.


If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.





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