Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

You have an inferiority complex -- and it's fully justified.
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You are so dumb you sit on the TV and watch the sofa.
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Yo momma's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
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Yo momma's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
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Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
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Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
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I hear you are very kind to animals so please give that face back to the gorilla.
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I'll never forget the first time we met -- although, I'll keep trying.
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Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.
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For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.
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