Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Make somebody happy. Mind your own business.

When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.

Yo mama so short she models for trophys.

A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.

I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

Yo momma's so fat instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.

You have a good weapon against muggers - your face!

Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.

Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?

Don't mind him. He has a soft heart and a head to match.

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More Funny Insults:


Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read


I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.


Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.


Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.


Your verbosity is exceeded only by your stupidity.


"To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with your mother"- Barry Humphries


Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.


Grasp your ears firmly and remove your head from your ass.


yo mama so dum that she had a spanish voice lock sytem instald in her home. she went to a english made atm machine. And when she came home she fogot how to speak spanish.


I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!




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