Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

You're so fat when you jumped up you got stuck.
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo momma's so ugly they push her face into dough to make cookies.
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!
"It's like kissing Hitler." - Tony Curtis talking about Marilyn Monroe
Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.
"To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with your mother"- Barry Humphries
When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.
Ewwww! What stinks! Your nose is WAY too close to your bottom!
You've Been Banged More Times Than A ketchup Bottle
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ismael

People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.

Fat? You're not fat, you're just ... fat.

If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.

Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?

Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

Hello -- tall, dark and obnoxious!

That's a very meaty question and I'd like to give it a very meaty answer -baloney!

Don't think, it may sprain your brain!