Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.
I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
Some folks are so dumb, they have to be watered twice a week.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
You're very smart. You have brains you never used.
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.
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Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word]; a long time ago.
"She loves 'NATURE' - In spite of what it did to her."- Anon
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!
I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!
Funny Jokes:There Were Three Grown Men
There Was A Boy Standing On A Corner Selling Fish
Yo Mama Is So Ugly She Has To Cover Her Head Before
Two Psychiatrists Were Walking Down A Hall
This Apparently Was A Real Memo Sent At A Computer Company To Its Employees In All Seriousness
A Man Suspected His Wife Of Seeing Another Man
Yo Mama Stinks So Bad She Made
The Madam Opened The Brothel Door To See An Elderly Jewish Man
A Man Was Driving Down A Quiet Country Lane When Out Into The Road Strayed A Rooster
Why Didn T The Skelenton Go To The Dance
Yo Mama So Tall She Tripped And
A Neatly Dressed Salesman Stopped A Man In The Street
America Has Finally Captured Saddam Hussein
Yo Mama Is So Fat She Uses Pillow
Bob And Dave Are Sat Down At A Bar When Bob Downs A Pint Then He Stands Up Pulls His Pants Down
If Ugliness Was A Record Yo Mama
Three Men Go To A Church And Ask To Be Forgiven
A Horse And A Chicken Are Playing In A Meadow
What Do You Call A Vegetarian With Diarrhea
Yo Mama Is So Ugly She Has To Get A Baby
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!