Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

your mama so poor she tried to put a milkshake on layway at mc donalds

With a mind like yours, who needs a body?

Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

"He's a great singer - but he's not the most masculine guy, is he?" - Alexander O'Neal on Michael Jackson

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

You always have your ear to the ground. So how's life in the gutter?

Yo momma's so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.

cancel my subscription im tired of your issues

your mum is so ugly that when she went in to the haunted house she came back out with a job application

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Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!


You're so dumb you thought Taco Bell was a phone company.


Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.


So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word]; a long time ago.


"When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in." - Bob Hope talking about Jack Benny


Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.


Yo mama so ugly she scared the devil back into church


These are rubbish insults Yo Momma so ugly she makezs onions cry


Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing!


Slit your wrists - it will lower your blood pressure.





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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.