Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I'd rather pass a kidney stone than another night with you.
"Actually, I never liked Dylan's kind of music before; I always thought he sounded just like Yogi Bear." - Mick Ronson
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.
Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.
Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
Yo momma's so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.
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Oh my god what is that ugly thing!!! Oh it's just you

your mumma's SO dumb... she went to the dentist to get bluetooth.... :P

Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.

Ewwww! What stinks! Your nose is WAY too close to your bottom!

I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club cause they need someone to snub.

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!

"He was happily married - but his wife wasn't." - Victor Borge talking about Mozart

You're acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.

Completely unlike cocaine