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The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.
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People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!
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"What makes him think a middle aged actor, who's played with a chimp, could have a future in politics?" - Ronald Reagan commenting on Eastwood's bid to become mayor of Carmel
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You're so low you could milk a pregnant snake!
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Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
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You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!
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I don't want you to turn the other cheek. It's just as ugly.
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You're so ugly when you went to a haunted house they offered you a job.
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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the beach for a swim all the water came out
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Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
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"No one can be as calculatedly rude as the British, which amazes Americans, who do not understand studied insult and can only offer abuse as a substitute."- Paul Gallico, US writer

Don't you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull?

You're so ugly your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes so he doesn't have to kiss you bye.

You're so mean that whenever you make a compliment, the people around you take it as an insult.


You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, you'll do.

They said you were a great asset. I told them they were off by two letters.

Talk is cheap, but so are you.

your mama is so black she mis took her fingers for kit kats LOL

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!