Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

You're very smart. You have brains you never used.

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!

Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?

"Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today" - Anon.

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.

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More Funny Insults:


In the next life, you'll blaze a way for us.


You're like one of those "idiot savants," except without the "savant" part.


How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?


Yo momma's so stupid she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.


I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.


I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?


Ignorance can be cured. Stupid is forever.


you are fat


I hear you are an officer. Your rank is -- just plain rank!


Yo momma's so fat when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.




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