Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
You're very smart. You have brains you never used.
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?
"Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today" - Anon.
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.
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In the next life, you'll blaze a way for us.
You're like one of those "idiot savants," except without the "savant" part.
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
Yo momma's so stupid she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.
I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?
Ignorance can be cured. Stupid is forever.
you are fat
I hear you are an officer. Your rank is -- just plain rank!
Yo momma's so fat when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.
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Little Johnny Goes Into The Bathroom And Sees His Mummy In The Bath
Yo Mamas So Poor When I Saw Her Kicking A Can Down The Street
Little Johnny Billy And Tommy Were Walking Home From School One Warm Spring Day
How Do You Call The Sweat Produced When Two Rednecks Have Sex?
Did You Hear About The Blonde That Needed Gas Money
A Judge Asks A Defendant To Please Stand
What Did The Judge Say When The Skunk Walked In The Court Room
Rules For Hunting Lawyers Washington State Attorney Season And Bag Limits
A Team Of Archaeologists Is Excavating In Israel When They Find A Cave With The Symbols Of A Woman A Donkey A Shovel A Fish And A Star Of David On The Wall
You Know You Married A Redneck When She Fills Out
Yo Mama Is So Fat That When She Wore
The Following Is Supposedly A True Story Relating To An Actual Event That Took Place During A Flight
Did You Hear About The Man Who Joined A Nudist Colony
One Day This Woman Went To Her Doctores And Said I Cant Get My Husband On Me
This Guy Has A Bad Case Of Hemorrhoids He Decides To Go See The Doctor
There Was A Blond And A Brunette They Both Jumped Of A Cliff At The Same Time
How Do Rednecks Engage In Oral Sex
This Indian Boy Goes To His Mother One Day With A Puzzled Look On His Face
How Many ADD Kids Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.