Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.

Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?

Yo momma's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

mes with me. mes with ur lyf

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

You started at the bottom - and it's been downhill ever since.

Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?

Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!

You are so boring that you can't even entertain a chimp.

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Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," he's practically invulnerable.


Boy i'd like to french braid ur hair with my tongue n if u piss me off ill even tie it in a knot


There is no vaccine against stupidity.


I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.


Yo momma's so ugly when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!


Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.


At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!


Yo momma's so stupid she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.


you are so ugly your mother threw you off the balcony and the cops arrested her for littering


Yo momma's so stupid she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
Try an internship! Internships give you all the experience of a summer job without the hassle of a paycheck.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?