Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet.
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Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
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yer maw is like a bowlin ball poke 3 times and rolled doon a lane lol
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Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.
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You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
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His brain waves fall a little short of the beach.
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I'd like to have the spitting concession his grave.
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Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.
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I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
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Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too!

All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.

Fat? You're not fat, you're just ... fat.

Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

He is so old that his blood type was discontinued. ~ Bill Dana ~

I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out

I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.