Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Just because ur stupid dosent mean im lying
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You've Been Banged More Times Than A ketchup Bottle
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yo mama so fat when yo dad proposed to her he used onion rings
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Your mama so fat when she wen't to the beach all the whales where singing we are family even now your fater then me.Sierra Lanham
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You're so fat when you jumped up you got stuck.
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You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
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His brain waves fall a little short of the beach.
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I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
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I'd like to have the spitting concession his grave.
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mes with me. mes with ur lyf
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Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?

your butt is so big u can make two hamburgers

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yo so stupid that you canot self employe your self

Hey, act your age -- senile!

Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.

Yo momma's so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Nice to see you on your feet. Who sent the derrick?

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.