Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
I can't seem to remember you name, and please don't help me!
your mama so poor she tried to put a milkshake on layway at mc donalds
I would have liked to insult you, but with your intelligence you wouldn't get offended.
I'd like to break the monotony; where's your weakest point?
If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
I'd like to have the spitting concession his grave.
Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.
yo momma z soo damn, she even failed a blood test!
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You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.

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The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.

You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.

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