Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!

Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.

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yo mama so fat that when she sat on an ipod it turned into an ipad!


Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.


Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind


yo momma so fat she made suma restalers look like twigs _Grace E. Kerst


You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.


Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her


She's so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road!


"The only genius with an IQ of 60." - Gore Vidal talking about Andy Warhol


I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.


"Brassy, brazen witch on a mortgaged broomstick, a steamroller with cleats." - Walter Kerr on Ethel Merman



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




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