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Funny Insults

I want nothing out of you but breathing, and very little of that!
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Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly.
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We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.
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You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!
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I saw you in the morning... Then I flushed you away
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yo momma's so stupid it takes her two hours to watch sixty-seconds
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Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
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Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
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All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?
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I'll never forget the first time we met -- although, I'll keep trying.
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Your grandparents are so old they jumped over the grand canyon when it was just a ditch.

Boy i'd like to french braid ur hair with my tongue n if u piss me off ill even tie it in a knot

You are so ugly that when mona lisa saw you she also turned ugly

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Whatever is eating you - must be suffering horribly.

"I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!" - Anon

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

You're so stupid you trip over the cord of a cellular phone!

"Like a death at a birthday party, you ruin all the fun... Like a sucked and spat out smartie, you're no use to anyone."- John Cooper Clarke