Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

You are so boring that you can't even entertain a chimp.

cancel my subscription im tired of your issues

"He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory" - Anon.

Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.

I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you.

You're so old you drove a chariot to school.

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!

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ur mamas so fat she fills up da whole road 92519251


Ya ma's so fatt she got stuck on da rollercoaster n dey ad to use grease to get her out!


Yo mama so fat when she fell down the stairs your dad thought eastenders was starting.


you smell like the splashboard of an indian urinal during mango season


Aww, is she bitching again? Tell her to stick a tampon in it.


Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.


Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.


He's the reason brothers and sisters shouldn't marry.


Yo mama middle name is Rambo.


Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.





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