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Yo mama so ugly she scared the devil back into church
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There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
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Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
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Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?
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I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.
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Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the beach for a swim all the water came out
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a blonde walks into a hardware store and says" could i buy that microwave" and the shop keeper says " sorry don't serve blodes" so the next day she dies her hair green and comes back and says "could i buy that microwave please" and the shop keeper says " sorry don't serve blodes" so she walk out and comes back the next day with a fake tan and pink hair and says "can i buy that microwave please" and the shop keeper says " sorry I DON'T SERVE BLONDES" and then she says "I'M NOT BLONDE YOU IDIOT I HAVE PINK HAIR DAH!" then the shop keeper says "yes you are because that isn't a microwave it's a television." "oh well can i have that cd player" "It's a television and i don't serve blondes." so she walks out and then says " well see ya, be back for my meat shopping." "this girl is a ditsy blonde." Butterflygrl
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you mamma so fat that when she fell down the stairs ya dad thought eastenders was starting bom bom bom bom bom
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You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.
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Yo mamma so fat that when she went to Narnia all the snow disappeared

What's the latest dope -- besides you?