Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

"He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory" - Anon.

Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.

You are the only person I've ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at the same time!

The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.

You're so old you drove a chariot to school.

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!

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Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!


I'd like to have the spitting concession his grave.


I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could only respect you if you WERE dead.


He can think without moving his lips!


Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation?


Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.


"She's got such a narrow mind, when she walks fast her earrings bang together." - John Cantu


Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.


Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.


You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!





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