Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
Are your parents siblings?
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
His origins are so low, you'd have to limbo under his family tree.
"He has a face like a Saint - A Saint Bernard."- Anon
Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jaywalking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.
Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
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I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club cause they need someone to snub.
Yo momma's so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
He is so old that his blood type was discontinued. ~ Bill Dana ~
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
When you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
yo mamas so stupid she wanted to see whats on the other side of a glass wall
"I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice." - Steve Martin
your moma is so uncordinated,she threw a rock at the ground and missed
So stupid, he moves his lips when watching TV.
Funny Jokes:You So Ugly Yo Mama Tried To Sell
You Might Be A Redneck If Your Lifelong
Yo Mama So Fat She S On
You Might Be A Redneck If You Think Fast Food
A Woman Wearing A Strapless Gown And Sporting A Necklace With An Airplane As The Locket Sees A Young Man
After Praying Nonstop For Eight Years God Finally Decided To Grant A Man Three Wishes
If I wanted to kill myself
Yo Mama Is So Fat She Scrubs
Sung To The Tune Of The 12 Days Of Christmas
How Do You Know When A Blonde Is Going To Say Something Stupid
I Am A Crack Dealer In Phoenix Who Has Recently Been Diagnosed As A Carrier Of HIV Virus
A Blonde Was At A Gumball Machine
What Does Saddam And Fred Flintstone Have In Common?
Yo Mama Is About As Useless As A
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Puts On A Condom On Her
If Your Front Porch Collapses And Kills
Yo Mama Is So Fat That When She Took A Vacation To New York City
Top Ten Reasons George W Bush Should Be Impeached
Your Momma Soo Ugly When She Looks In
Yo Mama Head So Big She Has
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!