Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
I'd like to have the spitting concession his grave.
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.
Aww, is she bitching again? Tell her to stick a tampon in it.
Yo mama so ugly she scared the devil back into church
FUCK!
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."- Groucho Marx
Hello - tall, dark and obnoxious!
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Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.

What color is the sky in your world?

Your Mum

"She loves 'NATURE' - In spite of what it did to her."- Anon

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

The inbreeding is certainly obvious in your family.

We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven."

"She has an insipid double chin, her legs are too short, and she has a slight potbelly."- Richard Burton talking about Elizabeth Taylor

His personality's split so many ways he goes alone for group therapy.