Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.

Are your parents siblings?

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

"He has a face like a Saint - A Saint Bernard."- Anon

Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.

Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

Yo momma's so stupid she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.

All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe thatmany people are to blame for producing you.

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

If your brain were chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M

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If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.


"He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory" - Anon.


Thinking isn't your strong suit, is it? --from "Lost In Space"


Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!


Yo momma's so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.


You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.


I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?


"He's a male chauvinistic piglet." - Betty Friedan talking about Groucho Marx


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Ill neva f4get u, even though iv tried many times!!!




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No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?
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