Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.


Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.


I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.


Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.


You are so tall you sell dagamuffins in heaven


Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.


I'd hate to see you go, but I'd love to watch you leave!


Yo momma's so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.


I'd rather pass a kidney stone than another night with you.


Yo momma's so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.


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A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.


Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors


Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper!


Your mum's so fat i took a photo of her, and it's still printing!!


I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.


You speak so much crap that your ass is jealous !!


Yo momma's so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.


He's the first in his family born without a tail.


Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.


YOUR MAMA SO STUPID SHE HUMPED A BEAR





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
If you are here - who is running hell?
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?