Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so fat when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.
Yo mama is so fat when she went to the beach for a swim all the water came out
Your mama so wird when she sall a bus full of white people she said come back twinkey.Sierra Lanham
I can tie a coffee bean to my butt and swim across the Columbia River and make a darker stain than that (about weak coffee.)
I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.
When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.
Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
yo mama so ugly her pillow crys at night !
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