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You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!
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He does the work of three men: Moe, Larry, and Curly.
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With a mind like yours, who needs a body?
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Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly, too.
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I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
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You're so low you could milk a pregnant snake!
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Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
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I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
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You're so ugly when you went to a haunted house they offered you a job.
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a blonde walks into a hardware store and says" could i buy that microwave" and the shop keeper says " sorry don't serve blodes" so the next day she dies her hair green and comes back and says "could i buy that microwave please" and the shop keeper says " sorry don't serve blodes" so she walk out and comes back the next day with a fake tan and pink hair and says "can i buy that microwave please" and the shop keeper says " sorry I DON'T SERVE BLONDES" and then she says "I'M NOT BLONDE YOU IDIOT I HAVE PINK HAIR DAH!" then the shop keeper says "yes you are because that isn't a microwave it's a television." "oh well can i have that cd player" "It's a television and i don't serve blondes." so she walks out and then says " well see ya, be back for my meat shopping." "this girl is a ditsy blonde." Butterflygrl
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