Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

"He does the work of three men: Larry, Curly & Moe" - Anon.
He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
She's so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road!
Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.
Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?
Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
"America is the only nation in history which has miraculously gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilisation"- Georges Clemenceau
Yo momma's so fat she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.
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I always wanted to be a troubleshooter but now I see you are not worth it!

Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

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Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

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