Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

She's so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road!
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I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.
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I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
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The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.
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Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
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Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.
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Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.
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The inbreeding is certainly obvious in your family.
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Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
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"America is the only nation in history which has miraculously gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilisation"- Georges Clemenceau
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Yo momma's so stupid she ordered her sushi well done.

I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.

Yo momma's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.

Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

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You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.

A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.

You always have your ear to the ground. So how's life in the gutter?

Yo momma's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

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