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I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
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He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
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Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.
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She's so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road!
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Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
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Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.
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Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
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Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
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I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.
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"America is the only nation in history which has miraculously gone directly from barbarism to degeneration without the usual interval of civilisation"- Georges Clemenceau
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Yo mamas so ugly , she entered a ugly contest and they said no proffesinals allowed

We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

yo mama so fat when she turns around its her birthday!!! :)

The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.

You mama so stupid, she missed chowder time!

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower