Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

He's so short he can sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle his feet.

The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Yo momma's so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

She has a nice butter face. Everything looks nice, but her face.

Yo momma's so fat she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.

Sit down and give your mind a rest.

You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.

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Yo momma`s so stupid she climbed over a glass fence to see what was on the other side.


Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.


Yo momma's so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on soul train.


Don't you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull?


He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.


Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!


Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized


I just seen your mum kickin two cans up the road.I asked her what she was doing,she said,"moving house".


Well, I'll see you in my dreams - if I eat too much.


If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.



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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

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