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your mumma's SO dumb... she went to the dentist to get bluetooth.... :P
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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
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There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
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"He's a great singer - but he's not the most masculine guy, is he?" - Alexander O'Neal on Michael Jackson
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If you were a swine, you would be what you are now!
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Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
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Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
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Yo momma's so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
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Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
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u have a big head that when u die yo coffin will be like a lollipop!
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Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?

We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.

He is so short his hair smell like feet

Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?

Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.

Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot.

Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.

your momma is soo dum she taught tht a car was a new laptop name

You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.

"Each section of the British Isles has it's own way of laughing, except the Wales, which doesn't"- Stephen Leacock