Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.
You always have your ear to the ground. So how's life in the gutter?
"When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in." - Bob Hope talking about Jack Benny
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
Hey, act your age -- senile!
When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.
Yo momma's so fat when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
"The stupid person's idea of a clever person." - Elizabeth Bowen talking about Aldous Huxley
Yo momma's so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
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He'd steal the straw from his mother's kennel.

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

You were sent to gail. Not because you are a criminal because your face scares people

The cream rises to the top. So does the scum.

You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.