Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.


Your balls have side burns.


He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!


Yo mama so ugly they shot gorilas in the mist in her shower


"To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with your mother"- Barry Humphries


Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.


Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller


If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.


your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory


Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind


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Your mama so wird when she sall a bus full of white people she said come back twinkey.Sierra Lanham


Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"


I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.


your mama is so black she mis took her fingers for kit kats LOL


Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.


Yo momma's so fat when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.


Yo mamas so dumb she died of starvation at the super market by jamie blair


If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.


Some people don't hesitate to speak their minds because they have nothing to lose.


Don't you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull?





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I feel like I would enjoy getting out of bed more if I had to do it only three times a week. This every-day thing is overkill.
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Love is like a machine... sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.