Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it!
All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.
Ewwww! What stinks! Your nose is WAY too close to your bottom!
Is Your Mouth Getting To Big For Your Muzzle?!!
Yo mama so ugly she scared the devil back into church
Your mama so wird when she sall a bus full of white people she said come back twinkey.Sierra Lanham
Hey, act your age -- senile!
I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
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Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

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Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up.

Yo momma's so fat when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.

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I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!