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He's so short he can sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle his feet.
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I hear you are very kind to animals so please give that face back to the gorilla.
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I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
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It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!
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your moms so fat when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.
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Yo momma's so stupid she thought a cupcake is to clean your butt
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He does the work of three men: Moe, Larry, and Curly.
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Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly, too.
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Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
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Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
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When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.

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