Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
He can open his mail with that nose!
Yo momma's so fat all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"
"Some women are BLONDE on their Mother's side, some from their Father's side - she is from Peroxide."- Anon
You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
You add to, not diminish, pain!
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
I don't know who you are, but whatever it is, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
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"No one can be as calculatedly rude as the British, which amazes Americans, who do not understand studied insult and can only offer abuse as a substitute."- Paul Gallico, US writer
yo mama so ugly her pillow crys at night !
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.
Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.
I bet your ass is jealous on all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!
Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
Funny Jokes:Yo Mama Is So Short You Can See Her Feet
Kids In The Back Seat Cause Accidents
If I Was In A Chat Room And God Started 2 Pick On This Guy Called Steve
Two Doctors And An HMO Manager Die And Line Up Together At The Pearly Gates
A Blonde Goes To An Office Party And Wins A Thermos
A Man Walks Into A Bar With A Brown Paper Bag
How Many Rednecks Does It Take To Eat A Possum
You Might Be A Redneck If You Have More Than
You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Ever Been Asked
How To Annoy People In An Elevator
Why Do Women Talk More Than Men And Why Are Men Smarter Than Women
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to paint a man orange
You Might Be A Redneck If Your Daddy Walked You
A Mafioso S Son Sits At His Desk Writing A Christmas List To Jesus
Why Did OJ Simpson Want To Move To West Virginia
What Is A Hooker In Alaska Called
Letters To Bad Santa
Red Neck Vacation
Yo Mama Hahahahahahahaha
A Zookeeper Approaches Three Boys Standing Near The Lions Cage And Asks Them Their Names
A Blonde Was Cooking Dinner When Her Kitchen Caught On Fire
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
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