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Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
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Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
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I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
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I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
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I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.
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yer maw is like a bowlin ball poke 3 times and rolled doon a lane lol
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You grow on people -- like a wart!
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Yo momma's so fat when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials
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Yo momma's so fat when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
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"I couldn't stand Janis Joplin's voice. . .She was just a screaming little loudmouthed chick." - Arthur Lee on Janis Joplin
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"She's got such a narrow mind, when she walks fast her earrings bang together." - John Cantu

I saw your mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the beach for a swim all the water came out

Pardon me,you obviously mistaken me for someone that gives a damn

Yo momma's so fat when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.

You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.

You're acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.

Have you considered suing your brains for nonsupport?