Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
You add to, not diminish, pain!
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
I don't know who you are, but whatever it is, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
He doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt. --From "Steel Magnolias"
You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.
You're very smart. You have brains you never used.
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
More Funny Insults:
you so ugly that when your momma had you she had you u she look at you she died of you beinging ugly
yo mamas so stupid she wanted to see whats on the other side of a glass wall
You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.
Yo mama rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
u say im useless but thats not what your wife thinks.
Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
yo momma's heads so small she uses a tea bag as a pillow
I bet your ass is jealous on all the shit that comes out of your mouth.
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