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Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
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You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!
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you so ugly that when your momma had you she had you u she look at you she died of you beinging ugly
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HE IS FUNNY BOY
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I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
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Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
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When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.
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I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!
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After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.
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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

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Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!