Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.

I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?

your mama is so black she mis took her fingers for kit kats LOL

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

Hello - tall, dark and obnoxious!

Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!

You're so stupid you trip over the cord of a cellular phone!

Your balls have side burns.

yo moma is so fat, that when she turns around its her birthday, yaseen

Just because ur stupid dosent mean im lying

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"It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before." - Charivari on Claude Monet


Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.


yo mama so fat when she sat on the toilet it said "a-b-c-d-e-f-g get your fat ass off of me" lol


Thinking isn't your strong suit, is it? --from "Lost In Space"


Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.


If brains were rain, you`d be a desert.


Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.


Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.


Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you?


Yo momma's so fat she say's one by one down the esculators.





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