Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.
After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.
Yo mama so ugly she scared the devil back into church
"Attila the Hen"- Clement Freud on Margaret Thatcher
Hey, act your age -- senile!
Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!
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You're the best at all you do - and all you do is make people hate you.

You're acquitting yourself in such a way that no jury ever would.

A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.

Alone: In bad company.

Wen i was born the devil said oh shit!Another God,and wen u were born a devil said shit!Competition

You started at the bottom - and it's been downhill ever since.

Did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today?