Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Your family tree must be a cauctas cuz everyone on it is a prick

I would have liked to insult you, but with your intelligence you wouldn't get offended.

When I look into your eyes, I see the back of your head.

yo mama you walk so slow when you reach to the moon it would be the end of the world

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.

Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad.

You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet.

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!

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Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!


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Your so ugly, when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!


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Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.


- Yo mama's like 7-Eleven... open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a slurpy.


I've hated your looks from the start they gave me.





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