Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Yo momma's so fat when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.
You're the best at all you do -- and all you do is make people hate you.
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
He can think without moving his lips!
You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.
So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word]; a long time ago.
"I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me." - Gina Lollogrigida on Rock Hudson
There is no vaccine against stupidity.
Man alive! But I wish you weren't.
"I couldn't stand Janis Joplin's voice. . .She was just a screaming little loudmouthed chick." - Arthur Lee on Janis Joplin
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Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
with a face like yours i would rather be blind
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!
Yo mama so fat, slap her legs and you can ride the waves.
yo mamma so ugly when she plays moral combat scorpion says stay over there !
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