Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I just seen your mum kickin two cans up the road.I asked her what she was doing,she said,"moving house".
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game hopper beautiful
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The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.
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There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
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Yo momma's so fat at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"
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You're so ugly you have to trick or treat over the phone.
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We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
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Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
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your funny dude your deformed
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I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
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