Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so fat when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.

You're the best at all you do -- and all you do is make people hate you.

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

He can think without moving his lips!

You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.

So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word]; a long time ago.

"I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me." - Gina Lollogrigida on Rock Hudson

There is no vaccine against stupidity.

Man alive! But I wish you weren't.

"I couldn't stand Janis Joplin's voice. . .She was just a screaming little loudmouthed chick." - Arthur Lee on Janis Joplin

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More Funny Insults:


Don't you need a license to be that ugly?


Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise


Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!


I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.


Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."


with a face like yours i would rather be blind


Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.


He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!


Yo mama so fat, slap her legs and you can ride the waves.


yo mamma so ugly when she plays moral combat scorpion says stay over there !



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




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