Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
You grow on people - like a wart!
"The stupid person's idea of a clever person." - Elizabeth Bowen talking about Aldous Huxley
You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet.
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!
Your moms so stupid she though sherlock holmes was a place for old people !!! :)
you so ugly that when your momma had you she had you u she look at you she died of you beinging ugly
FUCK!
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
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Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

You have a good weapon against muggers - your face!

Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.

Yo momma's so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on soul train.

As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?