Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.

Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!

Don't get me wrong. I`m not trying to make a monkey out of you. I can`t take the credit.

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

Yo momma's so ugly when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!

I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by appearances, but you are REALLY ugly.

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.

You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.

He'd steal the straw from his mother's kennel.

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yo mamas so stupid she climped over a see through wall to see what was on the other side


You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.


Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl


When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.


He's got that far away look. The farther he gets, the better he looks.


I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.


yo mama so fat when she got on the bus she fell right through


if u need a hug call me if u need a laugh txt me if u need money the phone number has been diconnected and iz no longer in service!


yo moms so fat, that when people see her, they say,, 'woaah' wild pig on the rampage.


Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




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