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Your Mum

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Pinch me! I'm having a nightmare! Oh wait, it's your face...

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."- Groucho Marx

"To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with your mother"- Barry Humphries

The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.

Ewwww! What stinks! Your nose is WAY too close to your bottom!

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Your verbosity is exceeded only by your stupidity.


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He doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt. --From "Steel Magnolias"


Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.


They say that travel broadens oneself. You must have been around the world.


- Yo mama's like 7-Eleven... open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a slurpy.


Ewwww! What stinks! Your nose is WAY too close to your bottom!


"An empty suit that goes to funerals and plays golf." - Ross Perot talking about Dan Quayle





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