Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

your funny dude your deformed
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Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
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The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.
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We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.
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u mumma has a bigg butt, she cant even fitt on da toilet 2 empty herself
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You mama so stupid, she missed chowder time!
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Hey, act your age -- senile!
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You're so ugly you have to trick or treat over the phone.
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Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
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your so ugly that i dressed up as you for halloween competetion and i won

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

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Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.