Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.

You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.

He'd steal the straw from his mother's kennel.

You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, you'll do.

Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.

Is that your nose or are you eating a banana?

Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.

Yo momma's so fat she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.

Yo mama so fat that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.

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I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?


Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.


His suitcase doesn't have a handle.


You should be the poster child for birth control.


He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.


You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.


What's the latest dope - besides you?


Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.


i went to the shop and 1 of the tides shouted to me i sucked yah mam in the other day :O:O


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Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

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Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!




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