Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
You grow on people - like a wart!
You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!
Just because ur stupid dosent mean im lying
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
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You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.

Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

Your so ugly, when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!

You have a speech impediment ... your foot.

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Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.