Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

you are fat

I would have liked to insult you, but with your intelligence you wouldn't get offended.

"Don't you need a license to be that ugly?" - Anon

Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?

They say space is a dangerous place . . . especially if it's between your ears!

ur mamas so fat she fills up da whole road 92519251

Yo momma's so fat when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.

You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.

Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

Your balls have side burns.

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your mama is so black she mis took her fingers for kit kats LOL


Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.


Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.


When you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much.


Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!


a blonde walks into a hardware store and says" could i buy that microwave" and the shop keeper says " sorry don't serve blodes" so the next day she dies her hair green and comes back and says "could i buy that microwave please" and the shop keeper says " sorry don't serve blodes" so she walk out and comes back the next day with a fake tan and pink hair and says "can i buy that microwave please" and the shop keeper says " sorry I DON'T SERVE BLONDES" and then she says "I'M NOT BLONDE YOU IDIOT I HAVE PINK HAIR DAH!" then the shop keeper says "yes you are because that isn't a microwave it's a television." "oh well can i have that cd player" "It's a television and i don't serve blondes." so she walks out and then says " well see ya, be back for my meat shopping." "this girl is a ditsy blonde." Butterflygrl


Yo momma's so fat she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.


Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.


You are so stupid you got hit by a parked car


"She's got such a narrow mind, when she walks fast her earrings bang together." - John Cantu





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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
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Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.