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If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
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They say space is a dangerous place . . . especially if it's between your ears!
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cancel my subscription im tired of your issues
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u mumma has a bigg butt, she cant even fitt on da toilet 2 empty herself
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Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
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You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.
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Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.
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Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
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"Spielberg isn't a filmmaker, he's a confectioner." - Alex Cox on Steven Spielberg
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Any friend of yours ... is a friend of yours.
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Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.

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After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.

Yo momma's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!

They say truth is stranger than fiction. Look, your mother gave birth to you.

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.