Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Yo mama so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.
He'd steal the straw from his mother's kennel.
You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, you'll do.
Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.
Is that your nose or are you eating a banana?
Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
Yo momma's so fat she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.
Yo mama so fat that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
More Funny Insults:
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
His suitcase doesn't have a handle.
You should be the poster child for birth control.
He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.
You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.
What's the latest dope - besides you?
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
i went to the shop and 1 of the tides shouted to me i sucked yah mam in the other day :O:O
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A Soldier Was Shot In The Groin Area And The Nurse Comes Over
Yo Mama So Old I Slapped Her In The Booty
One Day Two Kids Were Wandering Around Near A Stream
A Guy Walked Into A Bar
My Computer Is Like Britney Spears
What Do You Do If In The Middle Of The Night You See A TV Floating
What Do You Get When You Mix Alcohol And Literature
A Man And A Woman Are Driving Down The Same Road At The Same Time
A Young Magician Started To Work On A Cruise Ship With His Pet Parrot
Their Were Three Mountain Climbers One Found A Lamp He Rubbed It There Poped Up Jenie The Jenie Said You Three Get Each Three Wishes
An Engineer A Physicist And A Lawyer Were Being Interviewed For A Position As Chief Executive Officer Of A Large Corporation
How Many Lawyer Jokes Are There
Yo Mama Is So Poor She Had To Take A Second Mortgage
An Old Couple Were Sitting In Their Living Room On A Sunday Morning Watching A Religious Program
One Night A Drunk Comes Stumbling Into A Bar And Says To The Bartender Drinks For All On Me
Yo Mama Is So Stupid She Stared At A Orange Juice Carton
What Does Winnie The Pooh Call His Babysitter
Why Did The Post Office Recall The New Lawyer Stamps?
Yo Mama Is So Fat She Steped On A Scale
Que Dijo El Pitbull A El Grano
Top Funny Jokes:
One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!