Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
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Any friend of yours ... is a friend of yours.
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Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
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yo moma is so fat, that when she turns around its her birthday, yaseen
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You're so ugly you have to trick or treat over the phone.
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They say space is a dangerous place . . . especially if it's between your ears!
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Your moms so stupid she though sherlock holmes was a place for old people !!! :)
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Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
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Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.
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All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?
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The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you.

Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.

Yo momma's so fat Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.

your mumma's SO dumb... she went to the dentist to get bluetooth.... :P

Yo momma so ugly she made the sun get a sun burn

You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I would have liked to insult you, but with your intelligence you wouldn't get offended.

A dope you are and dope will remain

hi whts is up?