Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Of all the people I've met you're certainly one of them.

You're the best at all you do -- and all you do is make people hate you.

Yo momma's so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.

He has more faces than Mount Rushmore.

Yo momma's so ugly when she went to the beautician it took 12 hours for a quote!

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!

Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.

He can think without moving his lips!

You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.

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Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.


There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.


Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!


Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.


I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got was a moving picture.


You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.


Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.


I've seen people like you, but I had to pay admission!


yo moma is so fat, that when she turns around its her birthday, yaseen


They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.





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