Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.
Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo momma's so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
"Attila the Hen"- Clement Freud on Margaret Thatcher
I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.
You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it!
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Yo momma's so ugly on Halloween the kids trick or treat her by phone!

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Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please