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I saw you in the morning... Then I flushed you away
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Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
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Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
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Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly, too.
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Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
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"Don't you need a license to be that ugly?" - Anon
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When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.
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yo mama so fat that when she sat on an ipod it turned into an ipad!
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Yo Mama Went To Heaven And When God Saw Her He Ordered Her Back Down Here To Leave The Rest Of Us To Suffer!
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People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.

your mum is so ugly that when she went in to the haunted house she came back out with a job application

You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant.

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave good-bye.

If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.