Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

you so ugly that when your momma had you she had you u she look at you she died of you beinging ugly


I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?


I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.


Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.


I saw you in the morning... Then I flushed you away


Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."


If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!


I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!


Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!


If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad.


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The wheel is still spinning but the hamster died.


You're like one of those "idiot savants," except without the "savant" part.


I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!


Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.


She's got a body that won't quit and a brain that won't start.


You're so ugly you have to trick or treat over the phone.


Yo momma's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.


"My wife asked what it would take to make her look good I said "About a mile" "- Anon


Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.


yo momma's so stupid it takes her two hours to watch sixty-seconds





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The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.