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Yo momma's so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
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All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.
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yo mama you walk so slow when you reach to the moon it would be the end of the world
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I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.
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"Don't you need a license to be that ugly?" - Anon
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I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
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You were sent to gail. Not because you are a criminal because your face scares people
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If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.
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Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
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You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.
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I saw you in the morning... Then I flushed you away

I understand you, but thousands wouldn't!

Your so stupid, you can look through one of your ears and see out of the other.

yo mamas so stupid she climped over a see through wall to see what was on the other side

Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," he's practically invulnerable.

Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!

"A triumph of the embalmers art"- Gore Vidal on Ronald Reagan

In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him."

I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.

You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.