Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
You're like one of those "idiot savants," except without the "savant" part.
Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?
He's so fat, he has the only car in town with stretch marks.
Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.
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Excellent time to become a missing person.
You remind me of the ocean - you make me sick.
If you had another brain like the one you've got, you'd still be a half-wit.
You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.
"He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific nastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He could be reciting 'Fox's Book of Martyrs' in Finnish and these people would be rolling out of their seats." - Roger Gellert on John Cleese
Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.
these arent disses these r jokes
Pardon me,you obviously mistaken me for someone that gives a damn
When you feel terrific, notify your face.
Grasp your ears firmly and remove your head from your ass.
Funny Jokes:Hilarious Quotes XI Hilarious Newspaper Headlines
One Day There Was A Blind Man Walking Down The Street And He Smelled Oranges So He Bought Some Fruit
A Police Officer Attempts To Stop A Car For Speeding And The Guy Gradually Increases His Speed Until He S Topping 100 Mph
A Concerned Girl Asked The Priest Father Is It A Sin To Have Sex Before Receiving Communion
Ok Now You Know How Newlyweds Like To Screw All The Time
Yo Mama So Greasy She Used
How To Beat A Speeding Ticket
Yo Mama Is So Dumb She Thought A Quarter
Yo Mama So Fat She Sat On A Dollar Bill And
Why Did The Blonde Put Lipstick
This Teacher Says To His Class And Says I Will Ask You A Question If You Get It Right I Will Let You Go Home
What Do You Call A Mexican With A Vasectomy
What Do You Get When You Mix Holy Water With Castor Oil
Did you hear about the love child Hillary Clinton had with Donald Trump
Why Are Fish So Smart
Question A Man Rides In To Oklahoma On Friday And Stays For 3 Days
What Do You Call To Alaskan Lesbians
What Do You Call 88 Rednecks In An Orgy?
A Four Year Old Little Boy Was At The Doctors Office With His Mother In The Waiting Room When He Spotted A Pregnant Lady On The Other Side Of The Room
What Do Virgins And Blondes Have In Common
A Man Goes In The Sex Shop And Asks The Clerk Where The Blow Up Dolls Are
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
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