Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!

"If he became convinced tomorrow that coming out for cannibalism would get him the votes he surely needs, he would begin fattening a missionary in the White House backyard come Wednesday." - H. L. Mencken talking about Franklin D. Roosevelt

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?

When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.

Yo momma's so fat at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"

I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.

He has depth, but only on the surface. Down deep inside, he is shallow.

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Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.


that woman feet is so dirty her shoes is made by glad


Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.


Yo mama arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.


you are fat


Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.


Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends


As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?


If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's practically invulnerable.


When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.





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People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.