Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

You're like one of those "idiot savants," except without the "savant" part.

Yo mama hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.

Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.

Whom am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?

He's so fat, he has the only car in town with stretch marks.

Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.

You're so fat, when you wear a yellow rain coat people scream ''taxi''.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.

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More Funny Insults:


Excellent time to become a missing person.


You remind me of the ocean - you make me sick.


If you had another brain like the one you've got, you'd still be a half-wit.


You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.


"He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific nastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He could be reciting 'Fox's Book of Martyrs' in Finnish and these people would be rolling out of their seats." - Roger Gellert on John Cleese


Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along.


these arent disses these r jokes


Pardon me,you obviously mistaken me for someone that gives a damn


When you feel terrific, notify your face.


Grasp your ears firmly and remove your head from your ass.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




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