Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
"She loves 'NATURE' - In spite of what it did to her."- Anon
your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
Yo mamas so ugly , she entered a ugly contest and they said no proffesinals allowed
Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.
You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
Yo momma's so ugly people go as her to Halloween parties.
I can't talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in ten years?
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.
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Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo Mama Went To Heaven And When God Saw Her He Ordered Her Back Down Here To Leave The Rest Of Us To Suffer!

Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.

Your mama just so ugly..

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Yo mama so fat when she fell down the stairs your dad thought eastenders was starting.