Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.
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Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
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If your brain were chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M
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Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
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Before you came along, we were hungry. Now we're just fed up.
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Yo mama has a short arm and can't applaude.
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When I look into your eyes, I see the back of your head.
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I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
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She's so ugly they used to put a pot roast in her lap so the dog would play with her.
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"She loves 'NATURE' - In spite of what it did to her."- Anon
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Yo mama so short she models for trophys.

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

Yo momma's so fat her picture takes two frames.

When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I'll say your stupidity.

Yo momma's so fat I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.

When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.

I just seen your mum kickin two cans up the road.I asked her what she was doing,she said,"moving house".

Before you came along, we were hungry. Now we're just fed up.