Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama has a short arm and can't applaude.
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Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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He's so short he can sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle his feet.
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I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
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"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."- Groucho Marx
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I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!
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"Attila the Hen"- Clement Freud on Margaret Thatcher
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If your brain were chocolate, it wouldn't fill an M&M
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They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
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Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
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If I want your stupid opinion, I'll beat it out of you.

Ever since I saw you in your family tree, I've wanted to cut it down.

Ya MAmma soo old she waz friends with the dinosours

Yo momma's so fat Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.

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Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.

Someday you'll go far, if you catch the right train.

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo mama's so fat dat she cnt move until she gt pushed