Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
"She tells enough white lies to ice a cake" - Dorothy Parker
All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.
"She has an insipid double chin, her legs are too short, and she has a slight potbelly."- Richard Burton talking about Elizabeth Taylor
Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
"I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along." - Groucho Marx
We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.
"A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention span of Daffy Duck."- Tom Shales talking about Robin Williams
Converse with any plankton lately?
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
More Funny Insults:
There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.
You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
your funny dude your deformed
People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!
You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.
Yo momma's so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo momma's so fat when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
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What Do Donkeys Send Out Near Christmas
How Do You Annoy An Archaeologist
Yo Mama Is So Fat That When She Jump For Joy
What Does Gay Cows Eat
Yo-mama Is So Fat When She Saw The School Bus She Was
Knockknock Whos There Nacho
You Might Be A Redneck If You Pee In The Pool
What Is The Difference Between A Boy And A Girl
An Egyptian Man Is Walking Through The Cairo Bazaar When A Stranger Comes Up To Him And Offers To Sell Viagra
Why Did Al Gore Get A Nipple Ring
Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania
What Has 75 Balls And Screws Old Ladies
Yo Mama So Fat When She Jumped Out A Plane Dressed In Blue
YOU MAMA SO FAT THAT SHE TOOK A PHOTOGRAPH AND
How Does A Blonde Kill A Bird
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Theese Are Real Answers At A Driving School
A Tourist Asks A Man In Uniform Are You A Policeman
How Did The Blonde Die Icefishing
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
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