Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?
There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.
Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.
I hear you are very kind to animals so please give that face back to the gorilla.
You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could possibly get to be so stupid in just one lifetime.
Yo momma's so fat when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
"The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards"- Billy Connolly
Yo mamas so ugly , she entered a ugly contest and they said no proffesinals allowed
your funny dude your deformed
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Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

I'd like to break the monotony; where's your weakest point?

Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?

Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.

Yo mama gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.

Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.

Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!