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Yo momma's so ugly they push her face into dough to make cookies.
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Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave good-bye.
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Yo momma's so stupid when she saw the "NC-17" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
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YO MAMA iS SO FAt WHEN SHE FELL iN LUV SHE GOt StUCK!!
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He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
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Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
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We do not complain about your shortcomings but about your long stayings.
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You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.
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When you die, you should have your brain donated to science. I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.
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You're so ugly you have to trick or treat over the phone.
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You are so ugly that when mona lisa saw you she also turned ugly

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!


I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.

Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?

Talk is cheap, but so are you.

Ignorance can be cured. Stupid is forever.

There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.

Excellent time to become a missing person.