Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
"I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along." - Groucho Marx
We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.
"A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention span of Daffy Duck."- Tom Shales talking about Robin Williams
Converse with any plankton lately?
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
"Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?" - Freddie Mercury on Billy Idol
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
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you moma is so fat when she ate a computer she was worldwide
"Attila the Hen"- Clement Freud on Margaret Thatcher
How many years did it take you to learn how to breathe?
We do not complain about your shortcomings but about your long stayings.
I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
I understand you, but thousands wouldn't!
i dont make trash. i dump it.!
His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
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A Man Walks Up To The Teller At A Bank Pulls Out A Gun And Demands 25,000 In Cash
How Do You Get A One-armed Man Out Of A Tree
This Guy Arrives Home To Find His Wife Waiting For Him By The Door
Donald Trump makes Archie Bunker look
A Hack Golfer Spends A Day At A Plush Country Club Playing Golf And Enjoying The Luxury Of A Complimentary Caddy
WHAT DO YOU CALL FOUR SIX FOOT BLONDS LYING IN A ROW
If You Have A Small Penis
Two Women Were At A Bar
Your Mama So Stupid She Sat On The
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There Is An English Man Irish Man N Scottish Man
You Might Be A Redneck If You Prefer
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Yo Mama Is So Fat After Your Parents Have Sex Your Dad Has
A Young Polar Bear Came Into His Den And Asked His Mother Mom Am I A Real Polar Bear
Gary Condit Was On A Sinking Ship
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
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