Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.

Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

yo penis is so small urparents dunno weather u r a boy or a girl..

Man alive! But I wish you weren't.

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

Yo momma's so fat instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.

Forgot to pay his brain bill.

Your moms so stupid she though sherlock holmes was a place for old people !!! :)

A demitasse would fit his head like a sombrero.

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You have a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck there?


We know that you would give your life for us. Promise!


"He's nothing more than a well meaning baboon"- General McCellan on Abraham Lincoln


"I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice." - Steve Martin


If sex were fast food, you'd have an arch over your head.


There is no vaccine against stupidity.


Yo momma's so fat her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.


Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.


Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.


"He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory" - Anon.





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