Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.

Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

"I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along." - Groucho Marx

We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.

"A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention span of Daffy Duck."- Tom Shales talking about Robin Williams

Converse with any plankton lately?

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

"Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?" - Freddie Mercury on Billy Idol

Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

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you moma is so fat when she ate a computer she was worldwide


"Attila the Hen"- Clement Freud on Margaret Thatcher


How many years did it take you to learn how to breathe?


We do not complain about your shortcomings but about your long stayings.


I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?


I understand you, but thousands wouldn't!


i dont make trash. i dump it.!


His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.


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Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.




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