Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."
I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.
I can't talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in ten years?
When I look into your eyes, I see the back of your head.
Yo momma's so fat instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.
The twinkle in his eyes is actually the sun shining between his ears.
Yo momma's so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
You grow on people -- like a wart!
"Martin's acting is so inept that even his impersonation of a lush seems unconvincing." - Harry Medved on Dean Martin
They say space is a dangerous place . . . especially if it's between your ears!
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Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

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You mama so stupid, she missed chowder time!

Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!

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Some people don't hesitate to speak their minds because they have nothing to lose.