Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
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All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.
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Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, they put the Simpsons out of busness by a kid aged 11-- lol
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yo mama so fat that when she sat on an ipod it turned into an ipad!
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A demitasse would fit his head like a sombrero.
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Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
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In the land of the witless, the half-wit is king.
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You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.
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i tink mysister was dead when seh was a sleep
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Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly, too.
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Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind.

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

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If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad.

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

We know that you would give your life for us. Promises, promises!