Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe thatmany people are to blame for producing you.

Yo momma's so ugly when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!

She's so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road!

Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

Is that your nose or are you eating a banana?

your mother is old her breast milk is powdered

Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure.

Yo mama so nice I got a brownie !! see !! do u want to taste? well ... forget it ! its mine, all mine !!!

You're very smart. You have brains you never used.

I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me.

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You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.


As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?


I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.


They say truth is stranger than fiction. Look, your mother gave birth to you.


"i had a dog whom i had lost. bt when i see u, i remember his face without any collar"-s.holmes


I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.


Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!


Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?


I reprimanded my son for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.


If sex were fast food, you'd have an arch over your head.





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