Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo momma's so ugly when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!
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Yo momma's so fat she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.
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Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.
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Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?
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I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you.
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All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe thatmany people are to blame for producing you.
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Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
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People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.
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She thinks the rearview mirror is for putting on make-up.
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He is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

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Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!

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Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!