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Funny Insults

She thinks the rearview mirror is for putting on make-up.
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If sex were fast food, you'd have an arch over your head.
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The inbreeding is certainly obvious in your family.
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Yo momma's so ugly when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!
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Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.
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Yo momma's so fat she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.
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People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.
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you smell like the splashboard of an indian urinal during mango season
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He is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
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I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
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Now she's at rest and so am I"- John Dryden on his wife

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Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.

Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!

Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?

You're acquitting yourself in a way that no jury ever would.

I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.

Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.

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