Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

It's your life -- but I wish you'd let us have it.

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.

Yo momma's so stupid she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."

You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.

You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.

Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

"Ronald Reagan doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange"- Gerald Ford on Ronald Reagan

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

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"I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along." - Groucho Marx


Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind


You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!


I cant tell the difference between your face and a kiwi


People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.


All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.


Hey, act your age -- senile!


Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.


You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.


If manure were music, you'd be a brass band.



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




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