Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
It's your life -- but I wish you'd let us have it.
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.
Yo momma's so stupid she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."
You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.
You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.
Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!
Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
"Ronald Reagan doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange"- Gerald Ford on Ronald Reagan
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
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"I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along." - Groucho Marx
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is always in your mouth!
I cant tell the difference between your face and a kiwi
People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.
All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.
Hey, act your age -- senile!
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.
If manure were music, you'd be a brass band.
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How Do You Get A Fat Lady In Bed
A Wife Comes Home From Playing Golf With Her Friends
What Do You Call A Vegetarian With Diarrhea
What Do You Call 100000 Frenchmen With Their Hands Up
On The First Day Of College The Dean Addressed The Students Pointing Out Some Of The Rules
The Republican tax plan came out today and President Trump announced
Your Mama So Big When She Stepped On The Scale It
Yo Mama So Dumb She Got Locked In A Super Market
Three Nuns Decided To Quit So They Went To The Mother Superior
How Are Lawyers Like Whores
On The First Day Of College The Dean Gave A Speech About On-campus Rules
A Man Dies And Goes To Heaven
Yo Mama Is So Dumb She Brought Toilet
One Day The First Grade Teacher Was Reading The Story Of The Three Little Pigs To Her Class
Theese Are Real Answers At A Driving School
Ur Doodle Is So Fat The Only Way U Could Lose Your
A Husband Said To His Wife I Will Take A Photo Of Your Breasts And Frame It
A Guy Walks In And Sits Down At A Bar
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
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