Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?
The inbreeding is certainly obvious in your family.
Yo momma's so ugly when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!
Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.
Is that your nose or are you eating a banana?
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.
People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.
He is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
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Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.

Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.

yo mama so ugly her pillow crys at night !

You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.

Yo momma's so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!

You are such a smart-ass I bet you could sit on a carton of ice cream and tell what flavor it is. (Thanks, Erin and Justin Keller)

yo momma z soo damn, she even failed a blood test!

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

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