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He has more faces than Mount Rushmore.
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Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
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"The stupid person's idea of a clever person." - Elizabeth Bowen talking about Aldous Huxley
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Yo mama has a short arm and can't applaude.
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Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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Hello -- tall, dark and obnoxious!
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You don't sweat much, for a fat girl.
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Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
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We do not complain about your shortcomings, but about your long sayings.
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Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave good-bye.
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I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

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If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet.

Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

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Your mum's so fat i took a photo of her, and it's still printing!!

the best part of you ran down your mother's leg.

Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!