Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

It's your life -- but I wish you'd let us have it.
"The great thing about Glasgow now is that if there is a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards"- Billy Connolly
We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?
I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
Yo momma's so fat instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.
Yo momma's so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
She could eat a watermelon through a picket fence!
When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
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Yo mama so nice I got a brownie !! see !! do u want to taste? well ... forget it ! its mine, all mine !!!

Yo momma's so fat when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.

if u need a hug call me if u need a laugh txt me if u need money the phone number has been diconnected and iz no longer in service!

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.

Yo mama so ugly she scared the devil back into church

i would explain it to you but sorry i forgot to bring my crayons

Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?