Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

She thinks the rearview mirror is for putting on make-up.

Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.

Yo momma's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.

If sex were fast food, you'd have an arch over your head.

"Bambi with testosterone." - Owen Gleiberman on The Artist Formerly Known As Prince

Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

People clap when they see you -- their hands over their eyes or ears.

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

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More Funny Insults:


You are down to earth but not quite far down enough.


I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.


I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.


Did your parents have any children that lived?


Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.


Im going to waste up ur face ! oh wait it already is . hahaha !


FUCK!


If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.


I hear you are an officer. Your rank is - just plain rank!


Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!




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