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i tink mysister was dead when seh was a sleep
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Yo mama so ugly they shot gorilas in the mist in her shower
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Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
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I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
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A demitasse would fit his head like a sombrero.
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Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
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Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
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Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
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You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed that the world would be made to suffer and here you came along.
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I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
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Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

I certainly hope you are sterile.

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He has a mind like a steel trap -- always closed!

yo momma z soo damn, she even failed a blood test!

yo your nose if so fat that a cow can fit in your nose! ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!

You say that you are always bright and early. Well, OK!! We know you are early.

Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

Yo momma's so stupid she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."