Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

yo mama so fat when she turns around its her birthday!!! :)

Pardon me,you obviously mistaken me for someone that gives a damn

I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!

You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!

why don't you slip into something more comfortable-like a coma!

Yo mama so short she models for trophys.

Don't mind him. He has a soft heart and a head to match.

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"She tells enough white lies to ice a cake" - Dorothy Parker


I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.


"She loves 'NATURE' - In spite of what it did to her."- Anon


I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.


People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!


You speak so much crap that your ass is jealous !!


yo moma is so fat, that when she turns around its her birthday, yaseen


Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate


that woman feet is so dirty her shoes is made by glad


I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?





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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
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Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.