Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
She thinks the rearview mirror is for putting on make-up.
Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.
Yo momma's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
If sex were fast food, you'd have an arch over your head.
"Bambi with testosterone." - Owen Gleiberman on The Artist Formerly Known As Prince
Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
People clap when they see you -- their hands over their eyes or ears.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
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You are down to earth but not quite far down enough.
I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork.
I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure.
Did your parents have any children that lived?
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Im going to waste up ur face ! oh wait it already is . hahaha !
If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.
I hear you are an officer. Your rank is - just plain rank!
Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!
Funny Jokes:Yo Mama Cooks So Bad Your
What Makes Five Pounds Of Fat Look Really Good?
A Bus Carrying Only Ugly People Crashes Into An Oncoming Truck And Everyone Inside Dies
Returning Home From Work A Blonde Was Shocked To Find Her House Ransacked And Burglarized
A Teacher Is Preparing Her Class For A Big Exam Tomorrow And She Says I Will Not Except Any Excuses For Skipping Tomorrows Exam
You Might Be A Redneck If You Have
THE GOVERNMENT IS ENCOURAGING MORE SINGLE SEX CLASSES IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS
What Do You Call A Trash Bag Full Of Mutilated Laboratory Monkeys
This Is The Best Lawyer Story Of The Year Decade And Probably The Century
What Has 132 Legs And 8 Teeth
A Hunter Just Tagged His Deer As The Game Warden Walked Up
A Little Girl Asked Her Father How Did The Human Race Come About
Two Yankees Fans Are On A Train Up To Boston To Watch Their Team Play The Red Sox
What Did The Porcupine Say To The Cactus
A Linguistics Professor Was Lecturing To His English Class One Day
A Greek And An Italian Were Drinking Coffee One Day Discussing Who Had The Superior Culture
American Criminals flee to Mexico and Mexican criminals flee
Sherlock Holmes And Matthew Watson Were On A Camping And Hiking Trip
Yo Mama So Fat Instead Of Having Lint
Bill Gates Is Hanging Out With The Chairman Of General Motors
3 Men Got Stranded On An Island Filled With Cannibals
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!