Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

Yo momma's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.

Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.

Your verbosity is exceeded only by your stupidity.

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More Funny Insults:


The closest she/he'll ever get to a brainstorm is a slight drizzle.


After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.


If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.


"Continental people have a sex life; the English have hot-water bottles."- George Mikes, Hungarian writer, How To Be an Alien, 1946


So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word]; a long time ago.


Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.


"Each section of the British Isles has it's own way of laughing, except the Wales, which doesn't"- Stephen Leacock


"Attila the Hen"- Clement Freud on Margaret Thatcher


Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.


Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!



One-Liner Top 5:

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!