Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."
Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
We do not complain about your shortcomings, but about your long sayings.
She's so ugly they used to put a pot roast in her lap so the dog would play with her.
yo penis is so small urparents dunno weather u r a boy or a girl..
You were sent to gail. Not because you are a criminal because your face scares people
I saw you in the morning... Then I flushed you away
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
If you were a body of water, you'd be a kiddie pool.
I hear you are an officer. Your rank is -- just plain rank!
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You're very smart. You have brains you never used.

You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.

Yo momma's so fat all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"

"The enviably attractive nephew who sings an Irish ballad for the company and then winsomely disappears before the table clearing and dishwashing begin." - Lyndon B. Johnson on JFK

Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.

I admire you because I've never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief, and a cheat.

She's got more chins than the Hong Kong telephone book.

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!

Just cuz ur mommas a bitch doesn't mean dat i have 2 b one 2