Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, they put the Simpsons out of busness by a kid aged 11-- lol
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your mom is so skinny when she went to a stripper club people thought she was the pole
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your mumma's SO dumb... she went to the dentist to get bluetooth.... :P
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you are fat
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We know that you would go to the end of the world for us. But would you stay there?
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Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
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Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly, too.
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You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.
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Yo mamas so ugly , she entered a ugly contest and they said no proffesinals allowed
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I'd rather pass a kidney stone than another night with you.

He's got that far away look. The farther he gets, the better he looks.

Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?

yo mamma so ugly she forced vultures to drink thier urine

I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.

You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.

Yo momma's so fat all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"

Yo momma's so fat she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.