Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

What's the latest dope -- besides you?

There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.

Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

FUCK!

You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.

You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change.

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!

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I can't talk to you right now; tell me, where will you be in ten years?


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Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller


If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.


"If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?"- Cynthia Heimel


So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.


Yo mama iz so FAT i used her as a trampline on ma birthday party


What's the latest dope - besides you?


"A wife of 40 should be like money You should be able to change her for two of 20"- Anon


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One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.