Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.
Yo momma's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
Your verbosity is exceeded only by your stupidity.
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The closest she/he'll ever get to a brainstorm is a slight drizzle.
After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us.
If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.
"Continental people have a sex life; the English have hot-water bottles."- George Mikes, Hungarian writer, How To Be an Alien, 1946
So you finally managed to get the last laugh [word]; a long time ago.
Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.
"Each section of the British Isles has it's own way of laughing, except the Wales, which doesn't"- Stephen Leacock
"Attila the Hen"- Clement Freud on Margaret Thatcher
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
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I Have A Green Nose Three Red Mouths And Four Purple Ears?
Why Did Frosty The Snowman Pull Down His Pants
An Old Woman Is Riding In An Elevator In A Very Lavish New York City Building
You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider The Fifth Grade
Why Would A Girl That Claims To Love You Send U
If You Refer To The Fourth Grade As Your Senior Year You
A Psychotherapist Was Having A Roaring Business Since He Started From Scratch
What Is Green And Jumps From Bed To Bed
Tree Man Are Walking In The Woods And Get Lost
What Does A Blonde Say After Having Multiple Orgasms
You Might Be A Redneck If You Regularly Check
Two Rednecks Meet On A Dusty Country Road
Why Did The Football Coach Go To Bank
There Was A Lawyer Who Just Had A Surgery
Why Did The Blonde Build A Bridge Across The River
How Do You Keep A Blonde Busy?
A Man And A Woman Are Driving Down The Same Road At The Same Time
Two Campers Are Hiking In The Woods When One Is Bitten On The Rear End By A Rattlesnake
One Day In A Small Town In The Middle Of No-where A Redneck Wearing Nothing But Jeans And Suspenders
Here Was This Man In A Bar
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.
Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
Even if you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid!
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