Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.

Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.

Your verbosity is exceeded only by your stupidity.

mes with me. mes with ur lyf

ya mums so dum she tripped ova a wireless telephone

why don't you slip into something more comfortable-like a coma!

yo mammas so old she sat behind jesus in school.

Ill neva f4get u, even though iv tried many times!!!

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Yo momma's so fat when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.


Man alive! But I wish you weren't.


Some people are has-beens. You are a never-was.


your mum is so ugly that when she went in to the haunted house she came back out with a job application


People say that you are outspoken but not by anyone that I know of.


I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!


You always have your ear to the ground. So how's life in the gutter?


Im going to waste up ur face ! oh wait it already is . hahaha !


Your house is so amall, the welcome mat says... Wel...


i'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?



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