Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

I'd rather pass a kidney stone than another night with you.

Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!

Yo mama so short she models for trophys.

All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?

I saw you in the morning... Then I flushed you away

I hear what you're saying but I just don't care.

If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!

If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than a penny.

Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?

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Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.


Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!


Yo momma's so fat her picture takes two frames.


Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.


You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.


Yo momma's so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.


Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind





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