Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

It's your life -- but I wish you'd let us have it.
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
He's so short he can sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle his feet.
You're so old you drove a chariot to school.
Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.
cancel my subscription im tired of your issues
u have a big head that when u die yo coffin will be like a lollipop!
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You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.

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Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.

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Hey, how come even though you are still alive your parents are in mourning for you?

"His mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it." - F. H. Bradley

Are you brain-dead?

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

i'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?

Slit your wrists - it will lower your blood pressure.