Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.
Funny Text? Good Insult Bad Insult
Send to Friend >
Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!
Funny Text? Good Insult Bad Insult
Send to Friend >
Your momma is so fat that everytime she goes whale watching one comes up and sings "We are family, even though your fatter then me"
Funny Text? Good Insult Bad Insult
Send to Friend >
If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents!
Funny Text? Good Insult Bad Insult
Send to Friend >
I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
Funny Text? Good Insult Bad Insult
Send to Friend >
You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.
Funny Text? Good Insult Bad Insult
Send to Friend >
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Funny Text? Good Insult Bad Insult
Send to Friend >
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Funny Text? Good Insult Bad Insult
Send to Friend >
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Funny Text? Good Insult Bad Insult
Send to Friend >
He has depth, but only on the surface. Down deep inside, he is shallow.
Funny Text? Good Insult Bad Insult
Send to Friend >
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 (92) 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147

More Funny Insults:


Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.

If you act like an ass, don't get insulted if people ride you.

Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate

We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!!

"Brassy, brazen witch on a mortgaged broomstick, a steamroller with cleats." - Walter Kerr on Ethel Merman

your funny dude your deformed

"She has an insipid double chin, her legs are too short, and she has a slight potbelly."- Richard Burton talking about Elizabeth Taylor

"Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing" - Anon.

He's the only man who, if told to screw himself, could do it.