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Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
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He smells the coffee, but can't find the pot / a cup.
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It's your life -- but I wish you'd let us have it.
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I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
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yo mama so fat that when she sat on an ipod it turned into an ipad!
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haha so funny lol
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u ar so stupid 2 d entent of mistaken a house 2 a hom
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"If he became convinced tomorrow that coming out for cannibalism would get him the votes he surely needs, he would begin fattening a missionary in the White House backyard come Wednesday." - H. L. Mencken talking about Franklin D. Roosevelt
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Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
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I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.

He's just visiting this planet.

Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

I hear you are an officer. Your rank is - just plain rank!

Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.

Yo Mommas glasses so thick she can see in the futer -Sammy

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

your mumma's SO dumb... she went to the dentist to get bluetooth.... :P

*goes up to tall redhead* Whats up gingeraffe?