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You neva shower. That xplains the cobwebs under ua armpits. Ricky.
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Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
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You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
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Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
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Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
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He smells the coffee, but can't find the pot / a cup.
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Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
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Yo momma's so fat her picture takes two frames.
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hi whts is up?
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u ar so stupid 2 d entent of mistaken a house 2 a hom
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Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!

YO momma's so ugly when she walked into a haunted mansion she came back out with an application form!

haha so funny lol

I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.

Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.

"The biggest no-talent I ever worked with." - Paul Cohen on Buddy Holly

Well, I'll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.

You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you.

"I couldn't stand Janis Joplin's voice. . .She was just a screaming little loudmouthed chick." - Arthur Lee on Janis Joplin