Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

What's the latest dope -- besides you?

Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!

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You are so dumb you sit on the TV and watch the sofa.


If I said anything to you that I should be sorry for, I'm glad.


Pinch me! I'm having a nightmare! Oh wait, it's your face...


We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven."


Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"


I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?


Oh my god what is that ugly thing!!! Oh it's just you


They say no woman ever made a fool out of you. So who did?


If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.





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