Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Excellent time to become a missing person.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
You were sent to gail. Not because you are a criminal because your face scares people
yo mama you walk so slow when you reach to the moon it would be the end of the world
If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents!
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
yo penis is so small urparents dunno weather u r a boy or a girl..
you are fat
I saw you in the morning... Then I flushed you away
Yo momma's so fat when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
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"When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in." - Bob Hope talking about Jack Benny

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

You're so ugly you make blind kids cry.

You have a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck there?

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

sorry for text u after a long period, today i reminde u when i c a dog.

She thinks the rearview mirror is for putting on make-up.

You are a man who always sticks by his convictions. You will remain a fool no matter how much you get ridiculed for it!

"If pople don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting."- Herman J. Mankiewicz