Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
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People say that you are outspoken but not by anyone that I know of.
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Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
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Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
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He has depth, but only on the surface. Down deep inside, he is shallow.
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Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!
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YO MAMA iS SO FAt WHEN SHE FELL iN LUV SHE GOt StUCK!!
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I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
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"Can't act. Slightly bald. Can dance a little." - Anonymous screen test about Fred Astaire
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Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
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"She tells enough white lies to ice a cake" - Dorothy Parker

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, "Do not come home and all will be forgiven."

His origins are so low, you'd have to limbo under his family tree.

Yo momma's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable.

Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.

When you die, I'd like to go to your funeral, but I'll probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.