Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
yo mama so ugly her pillow crys at night !
you smell like the splashboard of an indian urinal during mango season
your mama so poor she tried to put a milkshake on layway at mc donalds
yo mamma is soo old that her birth certificate reads expired!
yo momma z soo damn, she even failed a blood test!
You make me feel intelligent. Especially when you talk.
Yo mamas so dumb she died of starvation at the super market by jamie blair
i tink mysister was dead when seh was a sleep
Boy i'd like to french braid ur hair with my tongue n if u piss me off ill even tie it in a knot
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Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Your mother should have swallowed you.
yo mama so ugly that when she entered a beauty contest but it was actually an ugly contest the worker there said no proffesionals allowed.
yo mamma so fat she scared a hippo away
Yo momma's so fat the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.
As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours.
Funny Jokes:You Are So Poor 2
Three Nuns Decided To Quit So They Went To The Mother Superior
What Do You Call A Blonde In The Freezer
There Were Three Roasters
3 Men Were Waiting To Go To Heaven
Three Blondes Are Stuck On A Desert Island And One Finds A Magic Lamp
You Might Be A Redneck If Your Toilet Paper
Yo Mama Is So Short She Had To Climb
What Do You Call 24 Blondes In A Box
In Wisconsin a childs trick-or-treat bag was found to contain meth
Nothing Is Ever Accomplished By A Reasonable Man
A Mafioso S Son Sits At His Desk Writing A Christmas List To Jesus
What Do You Call A One-man Quickie
Hey Both Circle Around URANUS
Two Hunters Got A Pilot To Fly Them Into The Far North For Elk Hunting
Two Cannibals Meet One Day
How Do You Circumcise A Redneck?
What Does A Girl And A Plane Have In Common
An Asian Man Walked Into The Currency Exchange In New York With 2000 Japanese Yen And Walked Out With 72 Dollars
A Salesman From KFC Walked Up To The Pope And Offers Him A Million Dollars If He Would Change The Lord S Prayer
A Well Known Cardiologist Died And An Elaborate Funeral Was Planned
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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
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