Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

yo mama so ugly her pillow crys at night !

you smell like the splashboard of an indian urinal during mango season

your mama so poor she tried to put a milkshake on layway at mc donalds

yo mamma is soo old that her birth certificate reads expired!

yo momma z soo damn, she even failed a blood test!

You make me feel intelligent. Especially when you talk.

yomamasostupid

Yo mamas so dumb she died of starvation at the super market by jamie blair

i tink mysister was dead when seh was a sleep

Boy i'd like to french braid ur hair with my tongue n if u piss me off ill even tie it in a knot

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More Funny Insults:


Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.


Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.


Your mother should have swallowed you.


yo mama so ugly that when she entered a beauty contest but it was actually an ugly contest the worker there said no proffesionals allowed.


Your Mum


yo mamma so fat she scared a hippo away


Yo momma's so fat the horse on her Polo shirt is real.


I hear you are connected to the Police Department -- by a pair of handcuffs.


As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?


Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours.



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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




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