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YO MAMA iS SO FAt WHEN SHE FELL iN LUV SHE GOt StUCK!!
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If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents!
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Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
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You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.
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You don't sweat much, for a fat girl.
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It's your life -- but I wish you'd let us have it.
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If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
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Your momma is so fat that everytime she goes whale watching one comes up and sings "We are family, even though your fatter then me"
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"He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific nastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He could be reciting 'Fox's Book of Martyrs' in Finnish and these people would be rolling out of their seats." - Roger Gellert on John Cleese
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"Can't act. Slightly bald. Can dance a little." - Anonymous screen test about Fred Astaire
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Yo momma's so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

yo momma z soo damn, she even failed a blood test!

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.

All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.

You are so two-faced that any woman who married you would be married to a bigamist.

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave good-bye.

Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo Momma's so Stupid she thought Kate Hudson was dead.