Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
your mom is so skinny when she went to a stripper club people thought she was the pole
your mamma must be related to birds dause she (cheap cheap cheap)
Pinch me! I'm having a nightmare! Oh wait, it's your face...
All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
You are living proof that manure can grow legs and walk.
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Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison the tea.

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I know you're a self-made man. It's nice of you to take the blame!

You don't believe in being artificial. You want people to hate you for yourself.

Your so bald I can see what's on your mind!

Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.