Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

You make me feel intelligent. Especially when you talk.

yomamasostupid

Yo mamas so dumb she died of starvation at the super market by jamie blair

i tink mysister was dead when seh was a sleep

Boy i'd like to french braid ur hair with my tongue n if u piss me off ill even tie it in a knot

YOUR GAY

You've Been Banged More Times Than A ketchup Bottle

You mama so stupid, she missed chowder time!

ur mamas so fat she fills up da whole road 92519251

Yo momma's so fat when she sat on Wal-Mart she lowered the prices.

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Yo momma's so stupid she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.


Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.


You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.


I'm blonde, what's your excuse?


You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.


You make me feel intelligent. Especially when you talk.


your mumma's SO dumb... she went to the dentist to get bluetooth.... :P


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He doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt. --From "Steel Magnolias"


Don't you need a license to be that ugly?



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