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Funny Insults

You are so dumb you sit on the TV and watch the sofa.
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Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
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When I look into your eyes, I see the back of your head.
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Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
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Yo momma's so stupid she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."
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Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
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When you came out of your mother's body the first thing she said was put it back!!
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Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
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Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
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Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....

Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

"Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today" - Anon.

Your Mamma Is So Fat When Shes Goes To The Beach All The Whales Sing " We Are Family" :P

Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!