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It's your life -- but I wish you'd let us have it.
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I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
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If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
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Yo Mama Went To Heaven And When God Saw Her He Ordered Her Back Down Here To Leave The Rest Of Us To Suffer!
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I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub.
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You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
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"He moves like a parody between a majorette girl and Fred Astaire." - Truman Capote on Mick Jagger
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"He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific nastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He could be reciting 'Fox's Book of Martyrs' in Finnish and these people would be rolling out of their seats." - Roger Gellert on John Cleese
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your moms so fat when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.
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Converse with any plankton lately?

It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!

"He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific nastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He could be reciting 'Fox's Book of Martyrs' in Finnish and these people would be rolling out of their seats." - Roger Gellert on John Cleese

Yo momma's so stupid she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.

"The land of my fathers, and my fathers can have it"- Dylan Thomas on his homeland, Wales.

Your Mum

"When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in." - Bob Hope talking about Jack Benny

You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.

That's a very meaty question and I'd like to give it a very meaty answer -baloney!

yo mama so fat that when she sat on an ipod it turned into an ipad!