Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly, too.
They said you were a great asset. I told them they were off by two letters.
All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
You are the only person I've ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at the same time!
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Yo momma's so fat when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
He's so short he can sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle his feet.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
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