Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults
These are rubbish insults Yo Momma so ugly she makezs onions cry
yo head so big scientist saw it an thought the found a new planet planet bigdom -kiki w.
you are fat
Yo mama's so fat dat she cnt move until she gt pushed
Yo mama so ugly she scared the devil back into church
your mum is so lazy she would get first prize for the laziest person competition
Yo momma`s so stupid she climbed over a glass fence to see what was on the other side.
your mama so ugly that i cant explain hwo ugly she is
Umm What You Doing Today ? Umm Touch Your Nose !
Wen i was born the devil said oh shit!Another God,and wen u were born a devil said shit!Competition
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Your mother should have swallowed you.
"The biggest no-talent I ever worked with." - Paul Cohen on Buddy Holly
"Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!"- Anon
We know you could not live without us. We'll pay for the funeral.
I've only got one nerve left, and you're getting on it.
You don't sweat much, for a fat girl.
He's got that far away look. The farther he gets, the better he looks.
I always wanted to be a troubleshooter but now I see you are not worth it!
You're so ugly, you had tinted windows on your incubator.
"Bambi with testosterone." - Owen Gleiberman on The Artist Formerly Known As Prince
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That Awkward moment when you actually want
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Yo Mama Is So Poor She Eats Cereal
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One-Liner Top 5:
The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
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Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.
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