Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

"The only genius with an IQ of 60." - Gore Vidal talking about Andy Warhol

You should be the poster child for birth control.

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."

Yo momma's so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

Have you considered suing your brains for nonsupport?

I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.

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Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!


Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?


If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself!


She was another one of his near Mrs.


Yo mama has a short arm and can't applaude.


Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.


Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."


Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.


You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it!


"Apart from cheese and tulips, the main product of Holland is advocaat, a drink made from lawyers."- Alan Coren





One-Liner Top 5:

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Apple should make a sarcasm font and call it the iRoll.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
People say I'm condescending. That means I talk down to people.