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Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
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Yo Momma's teeth are so yellow, they put the Simpsons out of busness by a kid aged 11-- lol
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"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."- Groucho Marx
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Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
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As welcome as a rattlesnake at a square dance. ~ Robert Reinhold ~
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I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
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Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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you only have to brain cells 1z lost the others looking for it
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Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
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Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
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Has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig.

I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"

Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

Your mama so dumb she tried digging up root bear

"I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an Arctic region covered with ice." - Steve Martin

They shot him through the stupid forest, and he didn't miss a tree.

"It is only too easy to catch people's attention by doing something worse than anyone else has dared to do it before." - Charivari on Claude Monet

your mums so fat she stood on the scales and it said i asked for ur weight not ur fone number