Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

Excellent time to become a missing person.
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YO MAMA iS SO FAt WHEN SHE FELL iN LUV SHE GOt StUCK!!
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He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!
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If you were a body of water, you'd be a kiddie pool.
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What's the latest dope - besides you?
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Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
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"He moves like a parody between a majorette girl and Fred Astaire." - Truman Capote on Mick Jagger
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You are living proof that manure can grow legs and walk.
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Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
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You are no longer beneath my contempt.
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Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.

your about as gay as two guys playing tummy sticks in a field of flowers with white frosting around their lips

"Martin's acting is so inept that even his impersonation of a lush seems unconvincing." - Harry Medved on Dean Martin

yo mama so smelly she went to the zoo and a skunk saw her and sang we arew family

Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.

You add to, not diminish, pain!

Your mama just so ugly..

Ya ma's so fatt she got stuck on da rollercoaster n dey ad to use grease to get her out!

yo mama so fat when she sat on the toilet it said "a-b-c-d-e-f-g get your fat ass off of me" lol

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