Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
your mamma must be related to birds dause she (cheap cheap cheap)
Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
"He emits an air of overwhelming vanity combined with some unspecific nastiness, like a black widow spider in heat. But nobody seems to notice. He could be reciting 'Fox's Book of Martyrs' in Finnish and these people would be rolling out of their seats." - Roger Gellert on John Cleese
Yo momma's so stupid when she saw the "NC-17" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.
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I'm not as dumb as you look.

Yo momma's so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.

You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.