Funny Texts | 10 Funny Insults

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your mumma's SO dumb... she went to the dentist to get bluetooth.... :P

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

People say that you are outspoken but not by anyone that I know of.

Hey, act your age -- senile!

It's your life -- but I wish you'd let us have it.

Yo momma's so fat her picture takes two frames.

If you were a body of water, you'd be a kiddie pool.

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.

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Ewwww! What stinks! Your nose is WAY too close to your bottom!


He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!


You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it!


Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.


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"A wife of 40 should be like money You should be able to change her for two of 20"- Anon


Just cuz ur mommas a bitch doesn't mean dat i have 2 b one 2


Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.


We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!!


He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.





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