Funny Insults * 10 Funny Insults

yo mamma so fat she scared a hippo away

Whats that on your face oops my bad thats your forhead

You speak so much crap that your ass is jealous !!

were you born on the motorway because that's where most accidents happen

Yo Momma's so Stupid she thought Kate Hudson was dead.

Your mother should have swallowed you.

Talk is cheap, but so are you.

The only thing he brought to this job was his car.

Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.

Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.

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More Funny Insults:


Yo momma's so fat at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"


Yo Momma's so Stupid she thought Kate Hudson was dead.


I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!


Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.


Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"


If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.


I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not listening.


you so dang ugly that your mother had mornin sickness after birth


You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning.


Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.



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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about.

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!




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