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Funny Insults

You are no longer beneath my contempt.
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I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.
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"Can't act. Slightly bald. Can dance a little." - Anonymous screen test about Fred Astaire
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yo so stupid that you canot self employe your self
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Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."
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I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!
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Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.
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She could eat a watermelon through a picket fence!
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Yo momma's so fat when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
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Don't mind him. He has a soft heart and a head to match.
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Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic.

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Sit down and give your mind a rest.

yo mama so fat when she got on the bus she fell right through

"If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?"- Cynthia Heimel

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

Some day you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.

you are so stupid that you got locked in asda and you starved to death.

Umm What You Doing Today ? Umm Touch Your Nose !

Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.